Clarke's Third Law states that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
I'd argue we've got to that point now and so instead of "person who knows a bit about tech" I am in fact a witch
actually thinking about it this is far more warlock-y
corvids
@troubleMoney u can be both
@troubleMoney can i be a sorcerer
bonus pun for source code
@InspectorCaracal yes you can according to the rules I just made up
@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney hello, I am a professional wizard.
I might be able talk my boss into providing me with business cards that says "wizard", or at least "software wizard".
@troubleMoney I was gonna act all offended cause I'm a practising Wiccan but you're not even wrong. 
@troubleMoney i make my own friends out of raspi and lego and sometimes the successful builds fly, so I hold that I have familiars and am thus a witch.
@troubleMoney I write the dusty tomes
I mean, dusty tomes of forgotten lore? man pages
eldritch abominations that must be placated? social media algorithms
bizarre chanting? SUDO APT UPDATE SUDO APT UPGRADE