Do I count? Or does it have to be a picture?
@siosilvar that just sounds like a regular Thursday night.
Alright, they told me how it's pronounced... Oo-gen?
Two words guaranteed to turn her on
@Red@witches.live I delivered pizza for a while. I think a couple times the door was answered by someone who was actually physically aroused by my arrival.
I can't say for certain, though.
Except those couple of parties I delivered to where they invited me to join the party. They were definitely interested.
@starwall hey, it's me, your date
Knowing that's probably a euphemism of some sort, I'm going to read it anyway.
@TeethTeethTeeth
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@BestGirlGrace I saw the TW's and wasn't sure I wanted to read it, and then I saw it was a mlp food and I was certain
I was going to anyway
Rad. Don't forget to write down the voices.
@azushark I was on the path to being a despicable 4channer, then I found ponies. I'm glad that happened. I'd probably be a pretty miserable person otherwise. Now I'm a furry enjoying life and yiffing in hell!
@azushark if we include mlp, then I've been a furry... Huh, also 8 years. We're you there on /b/ when ponies were first becoming a thing?
@nuttgodd A+ cute
okay, i got a weird idea...
I'm going to read the first novel in the Animorphs series out loud to YOU in a Discord channel that I just made. It's here: https://discord.gg/6wjWKP
You can come sit in, mute yourself and listen as you surf the web, or even interrupt me with your own hilarious commentary!
It's probably a Bad Idea, but there's only one way we can know that!
@MrJimmy book club, but it's actually someone reading a book directly to the club
@feferi it's awesome that you're in a good place mentally. Sometimes that can be really hard to accomplish.
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.