The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
@burgin The cover of Infinite Jest and the way it's laying make it look like it's photoshopped. And also the lighting on The Power Broker.
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@Anarkat ~rewrites sales floor notes~
see! the results are so guaranteed that there doesn't even need to be a refund policy!
now that's quality!
see! the results are so guaranteed that there doesn't even need to be a refund policy!
now that's quality!
@alimcgowen What if they're shitty and abusive?
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@Anarkat anarkat snow therapy - guaranteed to turn "what's so great about snow?" into "my yeti datefriend is the best!!!" or your money back
@multiple_creatures Money back? Let's not be too hasty, here. This is capitalism we're talking about.
The only money back you're getting is when the malpractice suit goes through.
@pixl@snouts.online Then B for aesthetics.
@pixl@snouts.online You might be right. Check the reviews to see if they mention bouncing.
@pixl@snouts.online B will bounce a lot. A is probably more stable, and will let you keep more desk space.
Can someone make my federated timeline stop blinking?
@jzs42069 I thought a tactical berthing was where the marines slept on a boat.
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"Why do anarchists hate voting?", some ask.
They must have had teachers intent on teaching opposite of truth.
Anarchists want you to, in a form or other, vote on everything in your life, always, by vote or act, just... not only every 3/4/5 years and then be violently blocked from ruling your own life, unless they happened to be one of the few already empowered enough to be able to run for mandates that wasn't for them to take nor for any other of the parliamentarism voters to give away, just existed because some dead white dudes said long ago it's the only way to self-govern, while part of the ruling-class.
Or, you know, you COULD have representatives too in some forms of anarchism, but only if their representation was immediately revocable, as otherwise it's not representative at all, just as "representative democracy" is not representative but is directly anti-democratic.
@JohnBrownJr that sounds like something that Bill Murray would do.
@Wewereseeds@organizing.social Remember! When you think Anarchy, think Praxis™
@Wewereseeds@organizing.social Brought to you by Praxis™ Industries!
@softmetals Now I just want to see them argue about where the corners and edges are.
@science Spheres are just an extrusion of the second dimension, which itself an extrusion of the first dimension.
Don't ask me where the first dimension comes from, though. They get mad when I tell people.
@lobstheir I'm just a bit of a denim houseplant hobbyist.
Now my friend, he's got it made. He grows denim houseplants for Carhartt. Don't ask him how he does it, he won't tell you, but those plants are tough as nails.
This just in:
Snow Exists.
Now, I know that this may be upsetting for some of you, but that's not all.
Snow exists in proximity to some of you.
Please, we have therapists standing by who you can pay money to tell you everything will be fine.
@Kaffe Restart my computer.
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
