@J Jesus would play fortnite from his car's backseat while he drives the car with his jesus-magic and pisses off the fuel industry by converting water to ethanol to power his car.
@PolyCement alarm earlier, shower when you wake up?
@Lumb well, then I'm stumped
Lewd?
@Lumb which cheek?
@Lumb no wolves here. Just more cats.
@signalstation alternatively: you constantly lose a follower right before you gain one, and you're forever stuck at 499
@johnrandom ah, yes, everything is now as it should be
@starwall eh, it was a calculated marketing stunt.
They did it entirely on purpose.
@troubleMoney would be fantastic, if Terry didn't already have like 3 or 4 projects he's working on right now.
@envgen he definitely look like he Bumpus
Hot take: they don't actually care about that, at least not that much. What they're actually looking for is too see how much bullshit someone will tolerate just to try to get the job.
@evie oh, so you want the snow?
t-slur
@troubleMoney some of the mechanics I know will call a car transmission a "tranny" too.
It still hits me wrong sometimes.
@evie Washington just got buried in snow. How about central California?
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.