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@J Jesus would play fortnite from his car's backseat while he drives the car with his jesus-magic and pisses off the fuel industry by converting water to ethanol to power his car.

@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts@jorts.horse he's not just any nerd, he's like the demigod of nerds.

They say everyone has three masks, the mask they show the public. The mask they wear in private, and two wolves inside them who are gay for each other and kiss all the time.

Violence 

@HonorableThief@snouts.online u gon get hugged if you don't do some podcast work. Also if you do. But only if you want to. How's *that* for motivation?

@signalstation alternatively: you constantly lose a follower right before you gain one, and you're forever stuck at 499

@starwall eh, it was a calculated marketing stunt.

They did it entirely on purpose.

I fucking paid off my student loans today

@troubleMoney would be fantastic, if Terry didn't already have like 3 or 4 projects he's working on right now.

@magicalmilly

Hot take: they don't actually care about that, at least not that much. What they're actually looking for is too see how much bullshit someone will tolerate just to try to get the job.

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@troubleMoney some of the mechanics I know will call a car transmission a "tranny" too.

It still hits me wrong sometimes.

@evie Washington just got buried in snow. How about central California?

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