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BatElite reviews Avery (lizardsquid) 

Wonderful lovely enby who deserves *so much love*. Makes noises spontaneously. Please cuddle. Also capable of turning into liquid, but of her own accord. Effects of belly rubs unknown.

BatElite reviews Avery (fendragon) 

Lovely girl and cutie, deserves many good things. Fluffy and soft and marinated in lewdness. Fun to cuddle and nuzzle and tease with lewd puns. Capable of turning to liquid if belly rubbed well enough.

ukpol, brexit 

@troubleMoney "just how fucked we are"

*Suddenly remembers the headline stuff about people accidentally congratulating a porn star on Theresa May's election.*

Well I guess they're both good at fucking people, maybe that's why they got confused.

(Nevermind that election happened after the Brexit vote I think, it's a joke :3)

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town It is a revelation that we'll all need some time to process.

breaking news!!!!!!!!! πŸš¨β€‹πŸš¨β€‹πŸš¨β€‹πŸš¨β€‹πŸš¨β€‹ 

@dragon@sleeping.town *Gasp!*

What great news!

Introduction Post! 

@epsicola I hope you had a wonderful day~

As for the thing I sent: the video part of it is more important than the audio.

(Post privacy is weirdly complicated, but mentioning someone in a toot will send it to them regardless of whether they follow you or not so don't worry)

Affectionate 

@dragon@sleeping.town Eeeeee <3 <3 <3

*Wriggles and squirms and holds you close and cuddles, nuzzling your cute face!*

Affectionate 

@dragon@sleeping.town Eeee yay~

*Curls up, leaning against you and chirping.* uwu

@chao@chitter.xyz @SilviaFox@sleeping.town Heck we should visit planet Janet to pet all the Janets and maybe bring some pillows to cuddle on.

Maybe have a barbecue.

But like I said, are there still 2 Janets at this point in time or is it a different number?

@chao@chitter.xyz @chaobot You say that, but how would I know if it's really you or if it's you disguised as you?

@chao@chitter.xyz @SilviaFox@sleeping.town I'm pretty sure there's an ever fluctuating number of Janets on there, thanks to time travel hijinks.

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