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@azushark They're a cutie and I'd like to hug them. <3

(Just like you)

Altered lyrics, dumb 

🎶
You can't bury love.
No, you just have to date.
🎶

When you keep losing pointy office supplies, that will show negatively on your tack record.

@troubleMoney Much is wrong, but primarily that they keep getting large amounts of money to do this stuff.

Dumb, "food" 

This is probably going to look mangled at heck on non-wide column instances so a screenshot:

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Dumb, "food" 

Encounter something new
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V
Can you eat it?
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No Yes -> It's food.
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V
What about if you turn it ninety degrees? (Turn your head/mouth if turning the thing is not feasible)
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No Yes -> It's food, but
| doesn't fit in your mouth
| in all orientations.
V
It's a mystery.

*Album starts with a minute and a half of very filtered Japanese that I can't understand.*

Yes, good, I love it.

Dumb affection thing I just came up with 

Install mirrors on your ceiling so you can both look up to one another.

@azushark I have no idea what your other sharks are coloured, but I feel like suggesting green+yellow.

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