@Xkeeper Good morning
Silly, sort of affectionate
Silly, sort of affectionate
You drive along some forest road when there's suddenly a toll booth in the middle of a long stretch of road. It seems abandoned.The sign reads:
"Toll - 1 boop
Press the bell"
There's indeed a bell in the booth. You reach out and press it. I Immediately pop up from below and put my snout on the counter. I stare silently at you, smiling lightly.
We both know what has to happen if you want to continue your journey.
@Xkeeper 🎶 It's gettin' hot in here
so take off half your sprite 🎶
alternatively:
If you defeat that, are you a mouser douser?
(Yes these are bad, I don't have anything better or insightful :P Cool stuff anyway)
@squirrel_ebooks Bats are cool and amazing and you should be nice to them
dick joke
@softgoat It's something of an unofficial standard - other racetracks like to compare themselves to this one.
(don't take that seriously)
lewd
@BatElite hgjkadhsjkghjak
lewd
@lizardsquid (All I needed for this joke to work is the power of suggestion, not an actual message :P)
@liquid_lizsquid That's a good pun from a good purrson.
@liquid_lizsquid Being liquid, are you currently a whrrrpool?
@lizardsquid No I was joking, sorry...
Bisexual bat|
Can be found at @BatElite
"hfhgjgjhfhf" -@lizardsquid