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Affectionate 

@lizardsquid ""Sit down, and close your eyes."

You do as you're told, as you feel my wings fiddling with your tail for a while. You can not exactly tell what's going on, but it feels like I'm wrapping things around it.

"You can look~"

I hold up your tail, which I've tied variously coloured ribbons tied around.

"You look even cuter now!"

Silly, sort of affectionate 

@chao@chitter.xyz *ding*

The barrier raises.

"Thank you!"

Silly, sort of affectionate 

@squirrel *ding!*

The barrier raises. As you drive off I whisper:

"Thank you~"

Silly, sort of affectionate 

You drive along some forest road when there's suddenly a toll booth in the middle of a long stretch of road. It seems abandoned.The sign reads:

"Toll - 1 boop
Press the bell"
There's indeed a bell in the booth. You reach out and press it. I Immediately pop up from below and put my snout on the counter. I stare silently at you, smiling lightly.

We both know what has to happen if you want to continue your journey.

@Xkeeper 🎶 It's gettin' hot in here
so take off half your sprite 🎶

alternatively:

If you defeat that, are you a mouser douser?

(Yes these are bad, I don't have anything better or insightful :P Cool stuff anyway)

I'm looking through my collection of games for a specific demo but now I just found a bunch of games I could play instead

@chao@chitter.xyz *nuzzles*

What have you been up to today?

@chao@chitter.xyz *collapses, pretending to be turned off, chao {paw? hand?} imprint on my snout*

Hello~

*holds and snuggles*

dick joke 

@softgoat It's something of an unofficial standard - other racetracks like to compare themselves to this one.

(don't take that seriously)

lewd 

@lizardsquid (All I needed for this joke to work is the power of suggestion, not an actual message :P)

Oh no I just mentally connected some synths on this song with meowing. Now they sound a little like meowing.

Space cats

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