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if you're the type of royalty who has a guy with a horn to signal your arrival to a place... y'know, to regular people, your arrival is an Event, it's worth dropping what you're doing to see which important person has just arrived.

But to you, the royalty in question? It's like the scene change stinger on a sitcom. It plays every time you're showing up somewhere. It's the Seinfeld Keyboard Guy to your strange royal life.

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Broke: The internet is just 6 websites now
Woke: So we should go back to each make our own website
Broke (again): But making a website became way harder
Bespoke: Making website is still easy, standars of quality has changed. We must embrace shitty html pages

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added an nginx useragent directive to make my website render correctly on google chrome

But tomorrow may rain so, I’ll follow the sun

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Oh, tomorrow I will consume a lot of coffee, WITH NO ADDED SUGAR! ha!

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one of those mornings where i wake up early and accidentally fall back asleep and now i’m late for work

oops

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I passed by the local pride event! Didn't get to stay for long but it was nice to see everyone with their flags and shops n stuff :)

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every time i have a bad rsd attack i just post a "controversial" take about on mastodon like "it's bad and windows is better" because then my notifications invariably get flooded

Well. I know C++ and some basic open GL. I'm just not a designer. I've tried my hand at and it looks as lively as a IRS office. 's all in the I guess, but I have no idea how to actually make a pretty layout

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I've lost myself into

how had I never heard of them before. Man, I wish I knew how to code stuff

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