That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

happy 10th birthday Paul Blart: Mall Cop

@masklayer i read 'toot leg' as a single thing and thought of having a trumpet for a leg

birdy on main

@fillertrack because people keep mentioning him, if everyone stopped thinking about him he'd fade away into the abyss whence he came and the world would be free from sin

anyone know of an internet radio station that just plays wind chime noises?

@twitter@mastodon.technology yeah, i had that fear too which is why i got the lighthouse to start off with as it looked simple enough (and also lighthouses are cool)
also on the Metal Earth website it's listed as 'easy' in difficulty (strangely, they don't list the difficulty on the packaging itself)

giss (gay kiss)

reminder that i'm hella gay

hey folks, i think goombas should be allowed to have arms, ok thank you for your time

in the immortal words of axl rose, "gimme some reggae"

i accidentally said 'hamburger jorts' and now @maple is trying to force me to go to bed

rolling staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!

jostle is a fun word

it is 14 days into 2019 and i am listening to a this is sparta remix

current mood: 0:06 of that one tribute video to Colin's Bear Animation with the giraffe