That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

why did i make this?

thanks amazon for emailing me to see if i'm interested in buying the elf bowling movie, really appreciate it

today i learned that wet newspaper tends to not hold onto its ink

what's the best way to dry wet paper?

heard the words 'duck science' on a tv ad last night and i don't know what that means but sign me up

how do i make my spinny chair more comfy and less garbo?

are there any video games that have an elevator sequence within a train level?

any of y'all remember this?

The Super Mario Bros. Soup Show!

@maple comes installed with a MiniDisc player by default

i'm a bird melting in real time

Colin's Bear Animation is an artefact of great healing power

songs that my brain decided to try and distract me with today while driving:
that Happy Happy Joy Joy song from Ren & Stimpy
Paul McCartney - Temporary Secretary
Noodles Can't Be Beat from PaRappa the Rapper 2
Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1
the Buck Bumble theme
Ludwig van Beethoven - Symphony No. 5
Billy Idol - Hot In The City

g'morning mastodon

time to get in a Thing and move it for a while until it gets to another Thing so i can wait around until a Thing inside the first Thing gets looked at enough then i can move the first Thing back to the Thing that i live in

g'night mastodon

canonically, the g in g'night is short for gay

fortnini

shout-outs to all the automated accounts i follow for making it less likely someone will see me accidentally favourite the wrong toot because the home timeline moved while i was clicking on a different one