That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

hey folks, i think goombas should be allowed to have arms, ok thank you for your time

in the immortal words of axl rose, "gimme some reggae"

i accidentally said 'hamburger jorts' and now @maple is trying to force me to go to bed

rolling staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!

jostle is a fun word

it is 14 days into 2019 and i am listening to a this is sparta remix

current mood: 0:06 of that one tribute video to Colin's Bear Animation with the giraffe

good morning fediverse!

"burger dongle: it's a dongle you put into your computer and it shows you a picture of a burger"
– a tipsy @maple

remember fidget spinners?

will it gend? that is the question

could someone get all the versions of the Space Harrier theme and smoosh them together so they all play at once, synced up?

some mornings i consider swapping my glass of juice and the milk i put in my cereal just to see what it's like

every different type of article of clothing is just a glove from an alternate reality

oof ouch owie, relevant-to-the-current-topic hurting juice