Lenalia! @Lenalia@computerfairi.es

i want to read a queer fiction story about a top who would use their bottom as a password generator and that's how after a messy breakup the bottom was able to enact revenge by stealing their accounts

weird idea: cooperative mode of a fighting game. instead of attempting to win, you're working with your opponent to make a flashy battle happen, and the game judges the two of you combined based on style and technique

this might encourage players to coach each other on techniques and stuff, especially if the kinds of things it judges you on are also applicable in versus matches

tuut tuut

(hands u some wine) this is the blood of christ

(hands u some crackers) this is the body of christ

(hands u the cheese whiz) this is just for flavor, he's a very dry man

Every once in a while I remember the only good piece of games journalism, when they interviewed real Yakuza about the Yakuza games

She’s doing it! the famous cat thing!

some jerk: no but like what's in your pants

guybrush threepwood: a ming vase, ghost tools, a red herring, an extra strong magnetic compass, a sword, the idol of many hands, stylish confetti, some pieces o' eight, a spyglass, root beer, the legendary lost treasure of mêlée island, gopher repellent, a staple remover, and a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle

Now they're just messing with me