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oh shit re: the mario brothers' absolutely ridiculous theoretical bank balances what with the castle mario apparently has as of SML2 (thanks everyone!) and Luigi's very much NOT haunted mansion he has as well and just...

I just eralised

they literally can just organise and be part of huge massive sports tournaments like football and tennis and karting and golf and BOARD GAMES!? any time they like just at a fuckin' whim

like

holy hell.

somethin' is messed up here.

@Siphonay@octodon.social I mean aside form the castle mario has as a result of SML2 apparently that I keep hearing about holy dango.

wow.

like seriously how he hell

does saving princesses really pay that much

Henlo, I moved here today from .social

please have an example post of the things I like to draw 😚 ❤️

@SupperMarioBroth@octodon.social the pig looks VERY VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THIS ARRANGEMENT

@traabot but i like both these things. not together of course...

... but what IF...

@Piejacker875@linuxrocks.online how rich is MARIO for that matter buit.. wow. dang.

talk about unrealistic job expectations!

@LANthus bloody hell what kind of wages were those plumbers on what the heck

saving princesses REALLY pays the bills I guess.

@Piejacker875@linuxrocks.online jfc how rich IS Luigi!?

hold up

luigi's got a mansion

Mario doesn't have a mansion
luigi has a mansion

sure it's haunted and stuff

but he has a MANSION

what the HECK

@kobold trading nanite clusters for blueprints of aesthetically pleasing butts to admire while you fly around in your spaceship

@MililaniVF@glitch.social
Also would like to submit the term "very yes" as an indicator of enjoyment or approval of a thing

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Thanks I don't know how to feel about the fact I will never unsee this note

Welcome twitter refugees! 

You see where there was a little "SHOW MORE" button just there that you pressed to see the rest of this? That's a content warning (or CW)

You use those whenever you want to make a toot (stop giggling at the back, we know, that's what it's called, get over it) that mentions something that other people might not want to see

Stuff like politics (it's exhausting), drugs, NSFW stuff, health discussions, selfies, and so on

That's a non-exhaustive list, just be considerate

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