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hm, there's an intermittent connection wizard thing in the bt smart hub control panel but I need a username and password for it. balls. wonder if Paula knows what those are.

@Salith@mastodon.social fucknuggets is a great one. :D I try not to swear in front of customers at work so it's usually "fudgemuffins" but i feel like the point is made

@maple *sick guitar riffs* BUTT PRINTERRRR o/'

PRINTING THE BUUUUTTTSSSSS *drum solo*

straight people: oh you're an hour away? sorry i'm not interested in a long distance relationship

fedi queers: i have literally travelled 8000km just to cuddle

@theoutrider
Business speak is just a Markov chain bot thats gotten out of hand

@fillertrack
@tom @MochiWaifu
That's about how long it takes to explain the plot of the first game right?

@Nine and the eternal "piss wizard" as directed at former Prime Minister David Cameron

actually i'm pretty proud of arse printer that's a keeper

for example

fuckbasket

tosscupboard

arseprinter

pissbowl

fartreceptacle

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