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@Vann aw cute a migrating flock of helos

ᵗᵉᶜʰⁿᵒˡᵒᵍʸ ᶦˢⁿ'ᵗ ᶦⁿʰᵉʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦˢ ʷᵉᵃᵖᵒⁿᶦᶻᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵘˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶜˡᵃˢˢ ᵗᵒ ᵉˣᵖˡᵒᶦᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵃˢ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵃˢ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡᵉ

I am fine for this month, but outside of some extreme hustling I'm not going to meet rent for February. The alternative is terminating my lease and moving back to my family in Florida, which I really, really don't want to do. Portland is my home and I have built a life for myself here. I don't know anyone in Florida. They are not my people. There is nothing for me there.

Here's a link to a ko-fi page I made for myself. If you can spare even a dollar every bit helps.

ko-fi.com/leo0659

the most cursed thing ive ever posted, affection at reader, 

@noelle @addi HALT CRIMINAL SCUM

YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

the most cursed thing ive ever posted, affection at reader, 

@noelle @addi DON'T ENCOURAGE HER oh my god noelle

"Do your part" energy conservation plans, like turning lights off when you leave the room, are great for your energy bill, but their job as part of "lowering carbon footprints" is to deflect from the big corporations that actually use the vast majority of the power.

For example, the average US stand-alone home uses ~11,000 kWh per year.

The VERY MOST EFFICIENT roadside LED billboard uses ~61,000 kWh per year. That number rises to ~323,000 kWh at the top end.

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@addi hhhhhhhhhh why did i click back through this thread to view this i have only myself to blame

man chevy chase is kind of an asshole in that video, talking over paul simon the whole fuckin' time i mean he looks so goddamn uncomfortable, always about to open his mouth and chase just starts yammering away

A man walks down the street he says
why am i soft in the middle now
why am i soft in the middle
the rest of my life is so hard

well maybe that's because you're an organic creature and organs and stuff that keep you alive need to be flexible and wet so they function what with humans being ultimately evolved from creatures that crawled out of the sea and whatnot.

Death of the author means every speedrun is glitchless

There was almost a Looney Tunes + Tony Hawk skate movie that was tentatively called "Skate Jam"
twitter.com/tonyhawk/status/10

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@alahmnat@snouts.online It takes him several seconds to be able to collect himself to deliver the line and he gets SO , SO close to just dying of laughter but manages to reign it back in. it's bloody glorious. I love it.

One day I too hope to escape to the one place not corrupted by capitalism.

Lewdish joke 

@evie assfab
for when you need to fabricate a fabulous ass

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@pupy@chitter.xyz @troubleMoney here#'s the clip if you haven't already loaded it up to watch it on loop youtube.com/watch?v=3yMy7JuGpJ

but yeah I genuinely cannot get over him trying and ALMOST FAILING to not laugh at his own line because it is understandably hard to keep a straight face, the line is fuckin' daft as hell and I love it. it's goofy as shit. <3

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@troubleMoney @pupy@chitter.xyz his FUCKIN FACE when he gets to that bit where he's just TRING NOT TO FUCKIN LAUGH and I just

ahguashfiashfasjkfhas I can't handle it it's so fuckin' good how many times do you think he had to reshoot that because he kept corpsing and laughing his arse off and eventually they jsut went "oh god that's it I can't any more this is as good as it's gonna get fuck it, ship that one for the cutscene"

just in case you ever forget in what era of the internet canabalt came out, you can always launch the phone version

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