Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

fucksake my sleepy pooptoot lastnight is at nearly 50 boosts and over 50 favs holy shit what even

@Siphonay@octodon.social i misread this as "update" and I was genuinely like "mhm. yep. gotta get all those security patches for your 'sona. don't want to get any viruses."

...

SHIT I just realised I missed a pun opportunity for "Mal-WERE".

@Galuade@snouts.online @Proxy@snouts.online @ShugoWah@snouts.online whuuAAHFLUFF

fluffy!

mainecoon??? VERY FLUFF

@Farlow (I've not played Resi 6. and even when it was on sale for like... £5. I still don't want to :| Resi 4's bad action movie game aesthetics were charming because of how non-serious it ended up being with Leon's cheesy action movie star one-liners and the ridiculous villain and sidekick characters. It was an absolute laugh. But Capcom learned all the wrong lessons from it, and went full action game instead for the rest.

@Farlow yeah probably REmake come to think of it because I remember Jill being able to do it but brunette Jill not Resi 5 inexplicably blonde supersoldier Jill becuase it was 100% a fixed camera angle type game, not an over the shoulder thirdpersonshooter game.

(I do like the Resi 4 and 5 games, honestly. I love their systems, but they are NOT survival horror and... oof, they are not good resi games.)

@Farlow anyway whichever it was, I really like the fact that the knife isn't a "you always have this" thing, and there's more a chance of it breaking but it can save you damage if used smartly, or get you out of a pinch. they've really reinforced the Survival Horror aspect of it again and I WHOLEHEARTEDLY approve.

@Farlow oh yeah I actually really like that system tho. the blend of the Emergency Knife thing from uh... shit what resi game was it that had that... was it Code Veronica where knives were a subweapon rather than an inventory slot thing and were expendable one use get-outta-zombie-free cards? (there were also tasers too ircc)... or was that REMake where you had daggers and tasers for that, AND a combat knife??

@evie
Pancake is a good kitty

@troubleMoney
The internet was A Mistake.

@jacethechicken
Holy crap I've just got an image of Cerberus letting out a three part howl into the night and hearing another dog howl in perfect harmony elsewhere, suddenly perking up and running off to find them, and finding out they're a friendly happy little Samoyed pup.

And then both of them working together as a two-person Barber shop Quartet like Cerberus has always wished for.

My most liked and boosted toot is a throwaway joke that I am like 90% sure now it's the morning someone else already did months ago (maybe even last year) that I put zero effort into because I used foone's Sierra death generator website with the sonic 2 template. I literally put text into a form and it did all the work.

And it's still going omfg

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@lilyprincessem@yiff.life @lynnesbian john madden

@Lumb they take pretty sick album covers tho

manual CW for infosec, talkinga bout google and facebook and such, data security (very sarcastic article of course, in order to make the point that's probably already known but it was... a little eye opening)

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