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I've Cloned Myself And Now My Girlfriend Wants To Date

i just got a suuuper cute commission!

here's the artist's comm sheet: ambers-meme-machine.tumblr.com
they have a super cute style, good prices, and fast turnaround, so go check em out if you want :ms_ok_hand_paw:

Help me Masto, you're my only hope!

Anyone know where (that's not Amazon) I could get 40-ish two-hole buttons, 8 mm in diameter? Etsy's search function is failing me because it's TERRIBLE.

#knitting #sewing #buttons

Subtleties is live!!!

subtleties.catterfly.net

like #ghoststory mysteries in modern settings? this #webcomic might just be your jam!

aah i'm so excited to have this up... it'll be updating on a Tues/Fri schedule!

@envgen
@revenant
I'm now imagining an anime adaptation of The Room and dear god please help

@Sir_Boops
Oh god ten people got these items with five of them out of stars?! Where are all the stars going?! KING OF ALL COSMOS, STOP GETTING DRUNK ALL THE TIME

@Ivafakename @astrology my memory isn't the best and to be honest it#s been literally years since I last played it... so i could be misremembering details. it could be that I DID use netherack and was using metal fence for the grating, and heat/fire travels through thin panels/"panes"/"fences" etc but actual solid blocks block the fire

@lynnesbian you homestucked, lynne
you homestucked

i warned you about the homestucks bune
i told you, sis.

@Ivafakename @astrology I put out all the fires, replaced shit, scratched my head as to what the fuck happened, then a new fire started right behind me. as I was putting this out, I realised that the fire was starting right next to the fireplace. so I made a stone mantlepiece for it, I figured like... a block or two would do.

it did not help.
at all.

by the time I'd figured out how to stop everything setting on fire there was this huge ugly cobble lump on teh side of my house. :|

@Ivafakename @astrology yeah. I haven't the proof of it but I built a house with wooden floors and ceilings aaaages ago and it looked super nice, and I think this was before netherack and stuff so I tried to make a fireplace by plonking down a blob of lava in a hollow in some cobble, put a window in front of it for "grating", everything looked fine and good. went out farming, came back like, 5 minutes later, my houes was on fire.

@Ivafakename @astrology I dunno if they fixed the shit where lava is hot enough to burn wood through like... six spaces away even if there's cobble surrounding it.

@astrology only YOU can prevent forest fires.

by filling in that lava pit with a shitton of gravel and sand or buckets of water

@lynnesbian i also hate that now ive used up all my punctuation and capital letter allowance for the night so i have to type like this i really hope you are happy with yourself

@lynnesbian I HATE THAT THIS IS AN IDEA AND THAT A) IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET, B) YOU DIDN'T SAY "so retrieve your ARMS from the safe", C) IF IT HAS HAPPENED THIS ISN'T THE ACTUAL ABOUT PAGE and D) THIS TOOT EXISTS

heck u r doin me a 403 forbidden. i am awake
i guess
pooptoot drives are running at 30% efficiency
+/- about 50% error.

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