Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Capybara

good

time to go to sleep to this music track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU5u10aqaQc

@not_on_pizza@weirder.earth it's that weird "squirty cream" meme that was going aroound on here a while back and someone mentioned it and I remembered my work sells squirty cream and actually calls it squirty cream and honestly I have no idea what the squirty cream meme was about either but hey

@Lazuli farmer eggman you fool he's eating the slugs that are eating your cabbages aaaa

@Waces fffffffffucksake.

oh is it this time already again?

https://groceries.asda.com/product/squirty-cream/asda-squirty-cream/910001050370

k

CW food in the link

@007@mastodon.xyz ehgg

@envgen @theoutrider I mean this is just the most logical non-supernatural answer. but it's the only one I can think of

but what's weirding me out the most is the use of "your" instead of "you're". hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@envgen @theoutrider okay also I'm like... 90% sure this must have been like...stuck to the top of the drawer on the inside of the cutlery drawer somehow, or wedged in at the back, and it's worked itself loose over time, until it just... plopped into teh draw just now I guess??

@envgen ...hey uh it's too early for halloween wtf

aaa puppy is downstairs and he's a little cutie and very good and gentle and soft and friendly and playful but heck he keeps barking at his own reflection and he's very loud when he does that and aaaaa also too many people and kinda overwhelemed a bit.

the hell of a cup of tea that lays forgotten until it's ONLY JUST past the point of drinkability.

@format@radical.town "Oh sweet, you managed to make a completely invisible track using antigravity drones traversing along a set of waypoints for the ultimate unpredictable rollercoaster?"
"...sure let's go with that."
"I can't wait to ride it! How much?"
"All your money, this is only for the super rich"
"Well heck sign me up! I'll give my entire fortune for this ride of a lifetime"
"Yep, you sure will :) "

@HYPERLINK @gnarlyanimal@snouts.online
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