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Me: Hmm... An eon smart meter... That is not used... I wonder if it's possible to hack it into some other use? Imma Google that!

Google: are hackers hijacking your smart meters?! Aaaaaaaa!!!! Btw here's 90 other articles on how hacking is bad and criminal since you seem to want to commit crimes

Me: this is not at all what I was searching for D:

dang "centaury" is a good typo i wish, i had more reasons to type century so i could type centaury instead

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shakespeare is actually pronounced "shaq's pear"

the sex scene from Morissey's novel 

@garfiald @sousaphone

Holy shit

Holy fucking

I just

Oh my god

Oh my god it's so tragically bad ahahaha holy crap this is almost like someone who has never had sex ever!

@rey omg this is delicious. I love it.
Ferrari should have just licensed out to Sega again to make more outrun games because that was a good, visible, clean branding image if they really wanted one.

idle thought: steampunks using airship dazzle paint to confuse detection automata

me: doctor my feet smell like fresh, minty breath
doc: im afraid you have contracted tic-tac toe

@pup_hime oh nice i see you got an amiga tehre. what game is that? Team Fortress 2?

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