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PLEASE BOOST: Emergency, Funds Needed, Trans Crowdfund/GoFundMe 

A friend of our is in desperate need of help escaping her abusive mother.

gofundme.com/f/help-me-transpo

Her mother has threatened to cut her off completely, and we fear if we do not act quickly she will be trapped there.

Another friend has offered her a place to stay, and I have the means to transport her there, but we need money to cover the expense of fuel and car repairs.

Please, if you have any money to spare at all, contribute to our campaign. The above link contains more details and I can be contacted directly for more information.

Thanks for your consideration.

#TransCrowdfund #Emergency

Me: Hmm... An eon smart meter... That is not used... I wonder if it's possible to hack it into some other use? Imma Google that!

Google: are hackers hijacking your smart meters?! Aaaaaaaa!!!! Btw here's 90 other articles on how hacking is bad and criminal since you seem to want to commit crimes

Me: this is not at all what I was searching for D:

dang "centaury" is a good typo i wish, i had more reasons to type century so i could type centaury instead

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shakespeare is actually pronounced "shaq's pear"

the sex scene from Morissey's novel 

@garfiald @sousaphone

Holy shit

Holy fucking

I just

Oh my god

Oh my god it's so tragically bad ahahaha holy crap this is almost like someone who has never had sex ever!

@rey omg this is delicious. I love it.
Ferrari should have just licensed out to Sega again to make more outrun games because that was a good, visible, clean branding image if they really wanted one.

idle thought: steampunks using airship dazzle paint to confuse detection automata

me: doctor my feet smell like fresh, minty breath
doc: im afraid you have contracted tic-tac toe

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