Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
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@gdkar h....how do you have this just on hand!? WHAT!? XDDD
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@gdkar I read this as an impact happening on like some kind of building or structure and instead of properly crumbling, the object bounces off an beautifully, accurately(?!) modeled and impeccably flexed pectoral muscle the building suddenly develops, followed by the building flexing its biceps and yelling in Terry Crews' voice "POWERRRRRR" and doing rhythmic muscle flexes in time to music.
@troubleMoney Pass-off Farce.
Fuck how are they allowed to be so bloody terrible at the one fucking thing they're supposed to be doing
@007@mastodon.xyz okay honestly I feel like you should chuck some battery powered led string lights and baubles on that but not actually power or arrange the lights, or actually hang the baubles, maybe even just, have like a box of garlands nearby too, just like a totally unfinished and zero effort Christmas tree.
It'd be like... Art. Like "fuck commercialism here's how much I care about this bullshit".
Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz
boosted
posters with theoretical situations about what the abolition of police would look like
Parcelforce more like parcel farce.
Parcelforce: *emails* we're delivering your package today!
Me: oh cool I'll go pick that up later then.
*Arrives at where it's getting delivered, no parcel*
Me: ... *Checks tracking info*
Parcelforce tracking info: your parcel is being delivered today! In an alternate universe where we didn't just get it and not even bother to send it from our depot and instead had emailed you correctly with the information that we'll be delivering it SOON.
@Brainship very very same, is so good to see!
@cozykaffe@snouts.online four whole mbmbams
@DogMotif@snouts.online this but i'm really really bad at spelling conscience.
...conscious?
con... fuckin... the thinky awakey thingy! That thing!
it's... complicated omg.
but I now know about throw ratio and all that guff so I guess I've learned something today even if it is making my head friggin spin also I am BAAAAAD at measurements and distances and I'm really friggin bad at guaging them even with a measuring tape nhggjafg
why are dimensions hard
currently researching (or trying to) how to set up a projection screen and projector in a bedroom hhhhh
@Ivafakename aaaaa!! I love this when this happens :D
@Ivafakename fuck yeah when you cookin' and the pan hot and you just go to the sink and tuirn on the tap and just PHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so fuckin good
gotta get my PSHSHHHH
moths
so good
@BatElite nobody dislikes funk. not once they've heard it :3
@rat I want a t-shirt that says "why and how did I buy this at the soup store"
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
