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Steps with pictures:

1. Even an old leaf will stay healthy for a few weeks after you trim it off. I just keep them by my bathroom sink. They seem to last best somewhere not too warm and not too dark.

2. You don’t need much. Snip a couple of centimetres of leaf off the bottom end. Carefully snip off the side too (the part where the leaf spines grow).

3. Along the cut edge, split the leaf chunk open. It should be full of sticky leaf gel. Even leaves which are starting to dry should have some.

4. Rub the leafy gel directly on your burn. It should feel nice and cool.

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@raspberry_boy@cybre.space also with a much smaller footprint for complied programs. :3

@V if my research is correct, the US is full of ticks, like, to the point they gave the phenomenon a name, "Polyticks". So yeah, this will be a net good for the country, filling the oval office with possums.

@yeenbean the more gremlin energy one has, the better food tastes *nod*

@yeenbean does apl taste better when stolen from other person plate?
yes

yes it does
SCIENCE

@yeenbean now you had a knife so you no longer had to ask for apple >:3

@PsyChuan@snouts.online RIGHT?! If only it was longer omg

Loving the songs in Superhot MCD. Especially the one which plays during the Disco map. (which ironically is also called SUPERHOT)

It's like... System Shock 2's "MedSci1" met Doom 2016's "BFG Division"? almost? I like it anyway

@owashii@snouts.online Goromi is valid and pure and wonderful and she is amazing.

@owashii@snouts.online if i don't get to have goromi in my cabaret club as a hostess i will riot

By the way my commission queue is empty atm !!! If anyone is interested in commissioning me my art is in my pinned !

encryption pooptooting, death mention 

if your encyption protocols don't include literally putting your data in a buried crypt deep underground behind an array of deathtraps, puzzles and immortal magical guards what are you even doing calling it encryption

re: Rare griping about my parents moment 1 

@Felthry you're absolutely right, but i guess that's just what people call hampers or some such. I don't get it myself either. it's weird. people are weird.

re: Rare griping about my parents moment 1 

@Felthry to be fair, I didn't know until I looked it up today but it's one of these i.etsystatic.com/13128398/r/il

like, a full cutlery, plate setting, flask and container set for having a picnic. I guess they're like... all the rage or something back then? I dunno. they seem awkward and annoying to me.

Rare griping about my parents moment 5 i think i dunno fuckin' christ either way this is the last one 

I didn't tell her, but she's pissed me off, Miq off as well for how blitheringly thoughtless she's being, and she'll have likely pissed Paula off as well. fucking hell.

The oone we were willing to send her is probably worth WAY more than that tacky looking one in the hard (plastic?) case as well. ugh. god. fuck. how am i related to this woman bloody hell.

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