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@avie@awoo.space rofl omg I was just on that stage and tossed a half rolled up tube of paint at someone randomly, MANAGED somehow to hit them, it popped up the text "Happy Little Accidents" at me like holy fuck
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shit yeah games need more handhelds ;;
Me playing SuperHot MCD: *sees a bone on the wall in one stage that's usable as a thrown weapon*
Me immediately: "Hey reddude, you been looking for a career in the American Emergency Management sector? cause you got an interview with FEMUR!!" *throws the bone at the guy stunning him enough to grab his weapon*
Also me typing this toot out: "shit, I coulda gone with 'Welcome to the Bone Zone', or 'I got a bone to pick with you' or 'feelin' BONEly?' or- oh god help"
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As aloe plants grow, their lower leaves will always start to dry up and fall away. It’s best to take one which is already starting to droop. Use a pair of good scissors and carefully snip it away at the base.
A healthy plant won’t miss an ageing leaf or two.
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It is summer, which means some people will probably get sunburn. It can happen easily, and it can be pretty uncomfortable. Aloe gel can be very soothing though (for other minor burns too), so here’s a little thread about how you can safely take a little from a houseplant.
Aloe plants are super easy to grow too. This charming lady lives under my desk lamp with her 7 daughters.
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Steps with pictures:
1. Even an old leaf will stay healthy for a few weeks after you trim it off. I just keep them by my bathroom sink. They seem to last best somewhere not too warm and not too dark.
2. You don’t need much. Snip a couple of centimetres of leaf off the bottom end. Carefully snip off the side too (the part where the leaf spines grow).
3. Along the cut edge, split the leaf chunk open. It should be full of sticky leaf gel. Even leaves which are starting to dry should have some.
4. Rub the leafy gel directly on your burn. It should feel nice and cool.
@raspberry_boy@cybre.space also with a much smaller footprint for complied programs. :3
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@V if my research is correct, the US is full of ticks, like, to the point they gave the phenomenon a name, "Polyticks". So yeah, this will be a net good for the country, filling the oval office with possums.
@cozykaffe@snouts.online [BWOOOOM]
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gulfie 
@yeenbean the more gremlin energy one has, the better food tastes *nod*
@yeenbean does apl taste better when stolen from other person plate?
yes
yes it does
SCIENCE
@yeenbean now you had a knife so you no longer had to ask for apple >:3
@PsyChuan@snouts.online \m/
@PsyChuan@snouts.online RIGHT?! If only it was longer omg
Loving the songs in Superhot MCD. Especially the one which plays during the Disco map. (which ironically is also called SUPERHOT)
It's like... System Shock 2's "MedSci1" met Doom 2016's "BFG Division"? almost? I like it anyway
@owashii@snouts.online Goromi is valid and pure and wonderful and she is amazing.
@owashii@snouts.online if i don't get to have goromi in my cabaret club as a hostess i will riot
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
