Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@outie ....OKAY BUT WHY THO

@heatherhorns Pop was always the least favoured of the three, honestly. always getting into crap and screwing up.

I feel bad for them tho

pretty sure there's a dril tweet for everything...
ergo one could reference dril tweets a la bible verse citations

for example: "So sayeth the Book of Wint, 13:7:28, 'if your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war'."

@sunsetmoth enderman don't got enderboobie tho

@ducki I was like, under the impression that the fire nation wiping out the air nation was such a big thing that everyone worked to make sure it was never forgotten, so I'm pretty sure she heard about them from her grandma etc.

@owashii@plush.city @Liizerd though this does mean Ryu Ga Gotoku 1 would neve rhappen because let's be real Nishiki as played by Larry Buttz would be so fucking inept. Like, just, objectively the worst at everything.

@ohtorifightclub if you can't make your own maiden blood, storebought is fine

@salith We eventually got it working by ... disabling the DVD drive, then reassigning Drive E to the drive we wanted it installed on ._.; then changing it back after. haha. it works, but... libreoffice has some odd behaviours with certain fonts it seems

@owashii@plush.city @Liizerd eveyrthing makees so much more sense :O

@Liizerd @owashii@plush.city if Phoenix is Kiryuu and Edgeworth is Majima does this mean that Nishikiyama is Larry??

god i need a footrest something fierce :|

I'm using the subwoofer for my speakers, which uh... aren'ty actually plugged in because I'm using my headset instead for sound, but... ugh, it's so uncomfortable because it's hard and rigid arhghgjhbkfff...

@owashii@plush.city "Is the prosecution ready?"
*dead silence*
"...!? Where is Mr Edgeworth?!"
*sudden rumbling behind the Judge, and a manhole opens up with Edgeworth slowly rising from it with a shit-eating grin on his face*
[ EDGEWORTH EVERYWHERE ]

@owashii@plush.city "Phooenix-Chaaaan~!!"

@owashii@plush.city also let's be real he's the sort who would subvert all expectations and play off like it's normal but would like... do a lot of other little things, and make sure every time that Manfred would KNOOOW he was dunking on him. like, he'd wear the same suits, but he'd be talking to Manfred, and take a sip from his coffee cup, and on the bottom it just says "fuck you Manny, rot in jail, murdering bastard scum" and he takes a LOOOOONG sip, not breaking eye contact, so Manfred can read it.

@owashii@plush.city You'd think after the whole realisation that Manfred killed his dad he'd be like "jeez fuck this guy why did i ever look up to him?????"

like, could you imagine tho??? Like, he finds that all out, and then disappears for a bit, and then when he turns up he rocks up into the fuckin' court wearing a snazzy ass suit and instead has grown his hair long and it's fuckin in a long ponytail and it's his natural colour instead and looks like some kinda yakuza boss.

...hold up i just realised something

Franziska Von Karma is of course Manfred's daughter, hence the hair.

but... Miles Edgeworth was "adopted" by Manfred after the dude murdered his dad when he was a kid.

and yet he has the same sort of hair colour and style...

...

do you think Manfred made him dye his hair to fit in or something??