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...realisation I often think about the aesthetics of colourful things in "huh does that look pleasant to chew on"...

... which is why I bought a not amazingly great for readability set of polyhedral dice because, and I quote, "they look like they taste of orange chewits and I love orange flavoured chewits. They don't, but they do look like it." and everyone looked at me weird.

@maple mmn... I mean... hmm... I DO like the button on the left. it is nice, it's clear, it's attractive, I kinda wanna chew on it because it looks tasty and sweet flavoured like an apple and I bet it feels nice and smooth.

whereas the one on the right IS simple but... yeah no it's... sharp and harsh and looks like it might be painful to chew. nah. I def. prefer the one on the left. I think you're right.

@gdkar @laser quick random tangent Benny the 1980s Space minifig from the LEGO movie is adorable and I was just so, so goddamn happy for him when he finally got to build a spaceship.

any time NASA does anything cool the whole fediverse turns into the damn space core from portal

I can just hear all of us going "SPAAAAAAAACE"

Myers-Briggs? No thanks, the Voight-Kampff will always be my favorite fictional personality test.

sonic mania take. i'm sure you can guess what i think of it. minor spoilers maybe 

@softmetals @lynnesbian I never got it because I kinda... didn't like the AoStH stylings they used, but in hindsight I probably should have because it's just a reskinned Puyo Puyo and that game is rad as hell.

sonic mania take. i'm sure you can guess what i think of it. minor spoilers maybe 

@Liophu @lynnesbian what the shit, sega

sonic mania take. i'm sure you can guess what i think of it. minor spoilers maybe 

@lynnesbian (I did complete Sonic Mania but wow I wish I hadn't bought the Encore DLC too because I tried playing it and while it's cool I just... eeehhhh... - also absoultey fuck those goddamn special stages they aer SO AGGRAVATING, trying to friggin get all the chaos emerals SUCKS)

sonic mania take. i'm sure you can guess what i think of it. minor spoilers maybe 

@lynnesbian I feel you on this. The Mean Bean Machine minigame was... pretty rad, and a nice surprise, and made me realise how much I goddamn love Puyo Puyo.

But wow.

just... wow.

I mean it's a great sonic game, but... it's also a huge wakeup call that ... even the original Sonic games are... not... great.

hottest sonic take 

@lynnesbian I'VE GOT IT. I'VE FINALLY GOT IT. SONIC BOOM RISE OF LYRI-ohhhhh no. no that's awful. shit... uh... SONIC 2006!...

... *sobs* WHY IS MY MOUTH FILLED WITH LIES

@Authoritimmy @softmetals @lynnesbian I could never figure out what to do with it or rhow to unlock more chaos ;w;

hottest sonic take 

@lynnesbian HOW DARE YOU SONIC HEROES WAS- uh... bad... uh... okay not that one uh SONIC ADVENTURE W-was okay at best uh... shit um... AH! SONIC COLORS WAS A LAUGH - but otherwise basically a 2d game with some vaguely 3d stages but honesly most of its gameplay is effectively a 2d game so I guess that doesn't count and it's not as good as the MD era ones so... uh... SHIT

The crossover we've all been savoring for much like we savor for a freshly baked Cinnabun from the food court as its hot cinnamon perfume wafts through the dingy air to tempt us with its many pleasures.

@softmetals @lynnesbian Doesn't one of the Sonic Advance games have a chao garden too? I know those are kinda a mixed bag but they do a lot of really unique new things in them and they're both very well thought of and widely lamented at the same time?? (not by the same people tho I'm guessing)

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