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instead of opening birdsite, I accidentally opened two copies of computerfairi.es

I was wondering why my internet experience was vastly improved.

femme future dreams:

in like 15 years i would really like a little box that can replace my makeup collection

instead i give it a hex number and what medium i want it mixed into - foundation, cream eyeshadow, lipstick, cheek stick etc. - and if i want it to be matte/gloss/glittery (with duocrome options or whatever)

and then it makes me up just enough for a few applications

every so often i just buy the base and pigment refills

@Doggo
Friendly blob swarms are absolutely a thing that should happen though very yes

@Doggo
Other than that though, despite not being especially accessable if you're not able to play high difficulty action games like the souls series, it's pretty good and I had fun.

@Doggo
The Surge is a purely single player dark souls esque game that is set in the future. It's pretty hard, but surprisingly very good. Levels are designed extremely well, as are enemy types. I have one criticism, in the the flood of weapons is distracting and pointless as there's like... A couple of good weapons and everything else is objectively just bad except in singular situations for the most part

@Doggo
I really kinda liked The Surge for it's depiction of nanite beings, but that was a very "attack mode" style, which is a shame. Was very cool seeing undulating, almost otherworldly crystalline structures that keep shifting and reforming. I'd like more peaceable, friendly nanite swarm depictions

"Aaaah, time for a nice relaxing break... Just gonna listen to my music and-"
🎶Manuel - GAS GAS GAS🎶
"Aight guess we're doing this then." *Tokyo drifts into the break room*

You all are such incredibly tough people, it blows me away.

So many of you wake up every day and envision a better future and drag it kicking and screaming into reality while society just dumps shit on you for just trying to live who you are on the inside on the outside too.

I know you didn't choose to be badasses, but you all are badasses.

I wrote a TF fic! (FurAffinity link) 

Was hanging out on the same TF discord with @Felthry and they were like "There really ought to be more tf stories with details of how it feels to gain extra limbs".

Apparently this was inspiring enough to get a flash fic out of me.

furaffinity.net/view/30344710/ - 469 words, pretty much pure TF fluff.

@Ivafakename
Worse.
Now they charge you for dlc that contains cheat codes. Big head mode? That'll be 3.99.

when winrar's trial runs out we will all be put on trial ourselves. winrar will be judge jury and executable.

Also, still gotta touch and carry the totally gross garbage to take it out to the bin D:

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Nanite swarm:
Pros: shapeshifting, ability to reconfigure body to suit conditions, way more physically resilient and powerful potentially, hacking ability, tech affinity, literally upload into the net, black sclera for your eyes is totally an option, jet thrusters, arm cannons etc, but you can still be soft when not threatened, gooblob mode as well

Cons: static electricity and emp are both an absolute arsehole.

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@maple
Breaking news: local admin not cuddled enough! It's been reported today that our local admin is not getting enough snugs. Volunteers are being called upon to deliver much needed snug relief. We'll have more as this crisis develops, live at the scene, when we deliver snugs as well.

*Snugs!*

Psychic powers Vs being a gestalt entity formed from a nanite swarm pros and cons:

Psy:
Pros: levitation, flight, never having to touch things to lift them about, possibility of Megalovania as a battle theme, MIND CRUSH, glowy eyes, hair gets rad and floaty.
Cons: weak physical prowess usually, few melee options, ki blasts aren't technically psychic powers, sure you can toss rocks around but a rock is still just a rock, possibility of body horror D:

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Pun 

@Nine A nanite swarm? So their body temperature is nanite warm? :3

Pun 

@BatElite
I. ..

Dangit. I can't believe I didn't think of that.

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