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@CornishRepublicanArmy @lynnesbian yo hold up the fuck is fairy bread i wanna kn- what do you mean I've been banned from the internet!? I HAVE TO KNOW, STOP- HELP I'M BEING ARRESTED FOR SEEKING THE TRUTH

well heck I'm more ill, not less ill :| gonna see doctor on monday. bleh

@maple
I really wish I knew anything about Linux in order to help you with this :(

asking for $ help 

Hey y'all, I'm starting training for a new job this coming Monday, but I'm not going to be getting paid before rent and bills all come due and I was hoping if anybody's got anything they're able to spare, they could send it my way.

I'm also going to need to come up with almost $100 to cover getting licensed for work and to pay for the uniform (robbery if you ask me) on top of everything else, and I'm starting to get a little worried about all this.

Boosts are appreciated a whole lot also <3

#TransCrowdFund

PayPal.me/rosieertel
@RosieGriddle
$RosieGriddle
liberapay.com/RosieGriddle

launching a startup where i take bubble tea baths in the homes of the wealthy, pls invest

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@fillertrack
"Wait... How is someone's dick using bullets?? Oh right haha it's gonna be a rooster with a gu- *picture opens*-uuuhhhhh.... Huh."

@Nine @Kyresti I can't help but think that she'd sleep in that form... Perched in a comically oversized eggcup.

@hax uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin...

B 0 R G R

@legendaryjoeb oh my god it's adorable.

wait

wait I got one to top that.

samus doing the bird poofling when she's super happy. somehow.

@MOKKA you raise a fair point, Samus is hella burly so no mere magnetic clamp can hold her if she gotta stretch

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