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hi im ren im meant to be a joke and thanks to patented new No-Security IoT features that allow hackers to use Xpadder or some shit to get arrested immediately after that photo

@theoutrider me seconds before I throw a large mcdonalds milkshake (one of six different ones) over Sacktap of Agrabah

you know a thought occurs.

with the spin and pulse tags i could potentially do a text-only Bill Wurtz style pooptoot.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Here's a tip. Every time you do an action on your computer in the dark, whisper "I'm in" like you're a hacker

@maple every time i see a search engine waffle some crap about "robots.txt" on a website not working or something I'm like "yo why should a wesbite have a list of robots on it let robots be and don't invade their privacy robots are people too"

@Felthry ah thank you. it still looks WRONG somehow to me and I dunno why.

@lugh the hotpockets inside contain other hotpockets.
HOT POCKETS
IS
MORE

Baba is You has taught me -...wait

tought

...taw-

fuck how do you goddamn spell that fucking word

ANYWAY I have LEARNED from it a very important lesson

sometimes you don't really want "more"

sometimes what you have is just enough

but sometimes, just sometimes, even though it's a terrible idea

you gotta have more.

*puts "Baba is MORE" together and smiles sinisterly*

sonic the hedgehog levels are holding at 48%

(48%) ■■■■□□□□□□

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