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@pup_hime i'm worried now because of how easily I can see ACTUAL LITERAL NED FLANDERS being a R6 Siege operative and how cheerfully he'll be as he completes missions and it is both hilarious and TERRIFYING

@pup_hime "Breaching in five!"
"Okilidokily, Neighbourino!" *slaps a breach charge on a wall, creeps around the side of the room to get near a window to flank, pops the charge, dives through the window* "Well Hididdlyhoo, Friends!"

Dumb shitpost, mh-, gender dysphoria 

@Jakullian@snouts.online mood :(

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town okay dangit now I'm reading it as Dragon Shoes.

@troubleMoney oh damn it's cute, and it has my favourite game! The Legend Zeld, Breath of the!

hi im ren im meant to be a joke and thanks to patented new No-Security IoT features that allow hackers to use Xpadder or some shit to get arrested immediately after that photo

@theoutrider me seconds before I throw a large mcdonalds milkshake (one of six different ones) over Sacktap of Agrabah

you know a thought occurs.

with the spin and pulse tags i could potentially do a text-only Bill Wurtz style pooptoot.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Here's a tip. Every time you do an action on your computer in the dark, whisper "I'm in" like you're a hacker

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