Show newer

"Trans people are going to kill god!!"
If you give us a chance, yeah. that fucker has it coming.

once again a conservative shitheel has inadvertently coined a metal af trans slogan, and there's apparel (cartoon goat demon nudity) 

*clicks steam icon to look at the store* ... ? *clicks steam icon on task bar again* *frowns, keeps clicking it* what the fuck why isn't Steam showing up!? Why is- *glances left* ...oh right it's already open on my second monitor. ._.;

@Felthry I had like, this really crappy little thing made a heck of a noise and DID pump out cold air, but mostly by basically using water in a canister to chill it down or something. I... think it actually made the air more humid tho :<

It's actually cooling down a bit now. Supposedly thunderstorms tonight.

Okay having the fan on my leg was... not uncomfortable? but gosh did it work wonders. I feel a lot better than I was. Still way too warm and sticky but eh, I can have a shower tomorrow morning. or tonight. one of the two.

@Felthry (also because the main source of the unpleasantness in summer in England is humidity rather than heat, and the rest of the year it's way, way colder, our houses are all built to retain heat, hence why heat and humidityis murder over here.)

@Felthry Miq's mum theoretically knows someone who can fit an aircon unit up in this attic, but... it's finding the guy's number. They apparently owe us an aircon unit for a trade she did a few years back. No idea where the number is though :/

@Felthry the UK only knows of air conditioning in so far as only big businesses have it for their offices, and maybe shops occasionally do (if it even works at all). home aircon is basically "home whatnow?"

Hell I didn't even know aircon EXISTED for homes until I visited california years back.

welp just gonna ...

take my fan. prop it up on my knee and against the wall, and sit with it on me typing sideways for a bit with almost no clothes on because it's far tooo hot

@BatElite trust me I've tried all the terrible puns I can think of and nothing works. british weather is a real tough crowd :<

Everyone ready?? It's time for the gender reveal! Three! Two! One!!!

*balloons rain down from the ceiling from a hidden trapdoor and each of them reads YOUR GENDER IS VALID*

that's the secret to gender. :3

@BatElite the apprentice has become the master though. D: I can't compete with their level of pooptoots

Oh hey there's a game here where you play as small plastic toys and you gotta defeat other plastic toys in a multiplayer PvE FPS world in bedrooms and stuff and-

*sees a sticker on a side of the PC in the game that says glorious pc master race* ...oh. nevermind -_-

@BatElite oh gosh no not people on the internet i mean my internet connection ^^; the router needed a reboot.

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!