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absolutely fuckin cursed memetic mutation. 

Coming outta my cage and I'm trying to sneak past the guards but I'm dummythicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

I didn’t know “absolute unit” had been superseded, but I’m down. It’s furry appropriate

on what it means when someone lets you know that you messed up (quote, transphobia mention) 

"I guess the moral of the story, or the one I hope some readers take away, is that when YOU are the person doing it — calling the wrong pronoun, saying the ignorant thing, etc. — your behavior is both unacceptable and deeply familiar. And when a trans person takes time to call you out, to explain it to you, to show vulnerability or anger, it comes at a personal risk and a personal cost. It is your job to make that worthwhile."

- Lewis Wallace, "A week or two of being trans at work" medium.com/@lewispants/a-week-

(Generalize to other marginalized groups.)

@ShugoWah@snouts.online This Computer protected by Lucario Anti Virus

We will literally punch the viruses outta your drives.

@SuricrasiaOnline I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA YOU SHOULD TOTALLY make CDs like old AOL trial cds and just...

leave a box of them in random shops secretly to see what happens. :O

@evie She also flirts with you like... IMMEDIATELY. massive mom domme energy

@radoptimist church: entered
Confession: attended
Priest: ready to forgive my sins
Memes: 100%
I am forcefully excommunicated from the entire religion

“Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”
“What sins have you committed, my child?”
“I keep singing Barenaked Ladies songs.”
“How long has it been since you last confessed?”
“IT’S BEEN — ”

LB: Renbot, my precious little princess.
Kami: how do i deal with that!? Goofy has pants. Mickey has shorts. Clearly the artist is super fluffy and affectionate and also Monster Hunter* c____c;;;;

posting nudes on public because i'm a slut for attention 

@syrup holy shit maple you are both cute AND hot as fuck .////.

re: boogie, yt thumbnail 

@noiob @tom i can take a few guesses and I'm sure i'll be at least 70% right with them

re: boogie, yt thumbnail 

@noiob @tom by wonderful you mean horrifying...wait doesn't this guy have a wife/girlfriend or... did she leave him finally???

re: boogie, yt thumbnail 

@noiob @tom klsdafhyksdhfkW HAT XDDD

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@noiob @tom wow hahah holy shit how the fuck do you alienate NAZIS!? they have the lowest fuckin' standards.

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