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@compufox people keep saying that it's the fault of liberals but honestly I can't find this erals library file I've tried searching for lib.erals erals.lib libErals.dll, all sorts of fucking things, I don't get it. how can that be the problem if my system doesn't HAVE that file???

lewd, anticlimax 

@quirk oh. my. fucking. GOD. That is the worst. ><

@Beancatte@snouts.online playtonic are extremely cursed I do not know WHAT their deal is, but I am terrified.

parenting, gender and kids 

@SuperCee@plush.city and also valid as heeeckkk

parenting, gender and kids 

@SuperCee@plush.city oh my god that's adorable

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Treat yourself redd.it/fg7url

i mean it had good newsw at the end of it but... yeah it's been a long day

im hooome again and it's laaate again and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgshajkdhfsdfuck im tired

tiny felt penis 

@extinct@redroo.ml "It's dangerous to go alone. take this"
"...th...this is a penis"
"yes"
"...it's made of felt."
"Mhm."
"...it's a felt penis"
"I'm failing to see the problem here."
"...why???"
"..?? I just told you, it's dangerous to go alone. weren't you listening??"
"but... why would a felt penis help!?"
"...w...why would it not???"

@troubleMoney I clicked the link. I saw the still frame on the video that thankfully didn't autoplay. I closed the link with a "nope".

yeah sex is great but have you ever just snuggled up in a giggly little blushy pile with your lovers and cuddled in and enjoyed the quiet and the peace and the comfort

...i've seen david tennant in two things: dorctor who, and good omens.

in both he had the same english accent.

It was legit hard not to think it was The doctor in Good Omens honestly.

I mean he's got a lovely accent, his real accent that is, which is scottish, so... why doesn't he get to use that more often?

pellets guy 

@wolfpede@snouts.online @hyperlink his headstone will be "here lies pellets guy. CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL: No less than three guards will watch over this gravesite, equipped with motion detection equipment, seismographs and x-ray screening equipement, and monitor the grave 24/7. Any indication that pellets guy either: a) is attempting to rise from the grave, b) is not present in the grave or c) is animate in any form must be dealt with immediately to return him to a passive state."

pellets guy 

@jay@snouts.online @hyperlink pure force of will

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