Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

I love dunking on the legion in this game they're just so absolutely deserving of it. I mean sure you COULD work for them...

but like... who the fuck would CHOOSE to honestly?? Who would look at the Legion and its ideals and go "yeah okay I wanna work for a bunch of misogynistic patriarchal incel LARPers with a boner for colonialism and imperialism" oh wait think I answered my own question huh.

Something about that kill was just... friggin glorious, I dunno why. I know it's not intentional but Veronica just sounded so friggin sarcy like, the legion assassin just utterly ignored she was there, got in front of her to threaten the Courier, and she just like "...welp. *DOINK* " and he gets stunned by it, then shot in the face as he's recoiling, going arse over tit, and his head rolls away. like, fuckin' lol, get owned, fash.

So I have Veronica following me around, of course as I am wandering around trying to get to this quest marker, when outta nowhere, a single solitary Legion Assassin comes up behind me and is like
"THE CAESAR HAS MARKED YOU FOR DEATH, AND THE LEGION OBEYS!"
Which swings my view around to face him.
He is on his own.
Veronica is right behind him
Veronica: *somehow sarcastically* "Uh oh" *PUNCH*
Me: *hipshot to the face*
Assassin: X_X

@troubleMoney oh dammit yet ANOTHER hilarious wifi SSID that I can't use because someone else thought of it *laments in default*

@GlitterDisaster fuck i just realised I missed a trick by not saying "gosh this is VERY Zesty artwork"

@GlitterDisaster iasdfjlksa;dfjsdaflk okay but I'm imagining like dergzest crammed into a tiny li'l car with just their head out through the sunroof just like :3 all the way down the road in this li'l itty bitty car bepping along

@Leosutherland06 @finn@surfin.dog @PsyChuan@snouts.online truly we were not bready

@GlitterDisaster my brain is so meme poisoned that I looked at this like that triangle of "Let's get macdonalds!" with "We have food at home" "MACDONALDS MAC DONALDS MAC DONALDS" and "*pulls into the drivethrough and orders just a single coffee for takeout*" thing

@Leosutherland06 @finn@surfin.dog @PsyChuan@snouts.online "YOU ARE ALREADY BREAD"
"NANI!?"

@owashii@snouts.online same. I mean. I played a housemate's copy of 0, and then bought Kiwami 1 and 2 on physical disc for my then ps4. But I got them again on Steam thanks to friends giving me steam codes ;w;

I will play them again I'm sure. :D

@Leosutherland06 @finn@surfin.dog @PsyChuan@snouts.online realtalk I want one of those cushions but you know... for me to snooz on

@Leosutherland06 @finn@surfin.dog @PsyChuan@snouts.online HOLY SHIT

*has to sit down* call an ambulance I think i just got murdered

@finn@surfin.dog @PsyChuan@snouts.online
*extremely bass boosted voice*
G R I L L E D C H E E S E

@owashii@snouts.online aw dangit. well, given they're porting the other Yakuza games to PC soon(ish) (the Yakuza Remaster collection is games 3-5; 0, Kiwami 1 and 2 are all already released on pc I think, and 6 will likely come after, or with, the Remaster collection on pc), I wouldn't be surprised if the FOTNS game does so too

@owashii@snouts.online Hey

pssst

there's a fist of the north star game that is made by the team behind the Yakuza games, and plays EXACTLY like a Yakuza Game :3

@goat@hellsite.site if only they did that more honestly, like. just... 100% roof jumping because GOD too many white fuckers.

@owashii@snouts.online hi i'm ren leaf apparently we've never met or seen each other's timelines cwc;;;;