@V if my research is correct, the US is full of ticks, like, to the point they gave the phenomenon a name, "Polyticks". So yeah, this will be a net good for the country, filling the oval office with possums.
@yeenbean the more gremlin energy one has, the better food tastes *nod*
@yeenbean does apl taste better when stolen from other person plate?
yes
yes it does
SCIENCE
@yeenbean now you had a knife so you no longer had to ask for apple >:3
re: Rare griping about my parents moment 1
@Felthry you're absolutely right, but i guess that's just what people call hampers or some such. I don't get it myself either. it's weird. people are weird.
re: Rare griping about my parents moment 1
@Felthry to be fair, I didn't know until I looked it up today but it's one of these https://i.etsystatic.com/13128398/r/il/e56282/1196273614/il_fullxfull.1196273614_tn9l.jpg
like, a full cutlery, plate setting, flask and container set for having a picnic. I guess they're like... all the rage or something back then? I dunno. they seem awkward and annoying to me.
Rare griping about my parents moment 5 i think i dunno fuckin' christ either way this is the last one
I didn't tell her, but she's pissed me off, Miq off as well for how blitheringly thoughtless she's being, and she'll have likely pissed Paula off as well. fucking hell.
The oone we were willing to send her is probably worth WAY more than that tacky looking one in the hard (plastic?) case as well. ugh. god. fuck. how am i related to this woman bloody hell.
Rare griping about my parents moment 3
...she doesn't even need the picnic hamper. she just WANTS it because it looks nice.
and she wants me
to go on a two fucking hour journey, to pick up this stupid thing, she doesn't even NEED, just for the look of it
when she's already fucking got a perfectly good one.
afhjihlasidffsd
I basically had to let her down (diplomatically as I could) saying "yeah no, that... isn't happening, sorry, we're too busy with this book thing we're writing here)
Rare griping about my parents moment 3
So Paula, miq's mum, out of the goodness of her heart, has offered this FULLY COMPLETE, IMMACULATE CONDITION, Picnic Hamper set that's really nice quality, in a big wicker case, that my mum can have for free instead of paying £60 for this (imo ugly ass looking) 1950s hamper.
My mum says no thanks, she's dead set on this one because of the rose patterns on the china, and she's already GOT a Brexton hamper that's in a wicker box.
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yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.