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@Ivafakename i keep tellin ya, java is haunted and has it out for me I dunno what coffee based spirit I offended but I ain't backing down and apologising coffee is gross and java is too

@Ivafakename lol I think the last time I could actually run Minecraft, with or without mods, was before I got an i7 processor, and I think I was using like... an old AMD AM2+ processor or something? I forget, it's been over a decade I think

@Ivafakename my system that btw is a Ryzen 5 3600 based system with 32gb DDR4 and a fuckin GTX 1660 Super now and goddamn.

@Ivafakename you could play though right? I can't even do that. it legit locks my system up :|

@Ivafakename (seriously no matter what I do every time I try to load the Java version so I can play mods, OR EVEN JUST VANILLA, it does this. no matter the java version, no matter if I use x64 or x86 versions, no matter what settings I use, or if I use optifine or whatever fuckin' else to try and optimise it, no matter if I set more ram usable by java, it's fuckin haunted I Swear)

@Ivafakename you underestimate the power of the Java Side.

*loads up the Java VM, immediately starts to lag, framedrop, and then freeze entirely, requiring a hard reboot*

@Ivafakename uh

well fuck if i know i haven't played miney craft in ages since i can't get it to run lol

@Ivafakename wait does C418 not do music for Minecraft any more then? Cause they def don't seem like a chud at all. They're pretty vocal about trans rights, ACTUAL feminism, and anti-racism from what I've seen

@Ivafakename I suspect this is mostly because of minecraft excising anything of markus from the game because he's a fashy Qanon-believing piece of shit ahaha

@Ivafakename yes and no

theyr'e now called Enchanted Golden Apples, and they can stack up to 64 times, like regular apples.

HOWEVER

you no longer can craft them at all. They're randomly found in chests in dungeons sometimes though. Rarely.

Also they have an entirely new icon and holo-effect on them

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Enough people have told us @xj9 has a habit of anti-Black trolling (right after they did it to us) that it seems prudent to recommend the whole instance for #fediblock. She deleted the gross shit she said to us but the behaviour on here goes back to at least 2017 & instances holding space for such people runs counter to being pro-Black.

HEGGDJFFHHS IT'S PERFECT OMG.

Tbh the entire universe:
the endless void:
entropy itself:
me upon seeing this meme is a dork emojo.
:ren:

@avie@awoo.space @maples see that's why he got it

PRO jector. don't wanna get an Amateurjector after all

@cassolotl@queer.party I voted "continue to avoid" for several reasons:
1: I do not want it.
2: even if I get it and I'm asymptomatic and I get the really light version, someone else I'm close to might get the worse versions, or have the worst symptoms and die or be fucked for life by my disregard for their safety
3: £500 is a pretty piss poor price to put on human life all things considered.
4: fuck the tories, bastards all of them. I'd rather spit in their face than accept their "charity".

@dragonmagic ooo actually yes please. That'd be kinda rad! I do actually like when people design sonas ^^

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