Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Stuck on the phone calling IKEA and was on hold and nothing but ABBA for the hold music and I need a palette cleanser

@Ivafakename played an LJN nes game for the first time

Reenacted something he saw on Mythbusters/Jackass and it went... .. well, wrong for HIM at least.

Choked on a peanut

Could not contain his thirst upon seeing Lady Dimetriscu's foot size after JUST getting out of hospital from getting too hornt after finding out how tall she is

The shock from only just finding out Maggie Thatcher has been dead for ages

Tried to reveal the truth of Diana's death

@Ivafakename someone on Fortnite told him that there was a secret way to get true immortality by deleting system32 and then press alt-f4, and Harry wasn't around to advise him not to

Necromancy machine broke down

He got so upset that McDonald's milkshake machine was broken again that his head exploded

One of the corgis got into something, and had a rainbow coloured bit of paper attached to their collar and Phil thought it was a pride ribbon.

@heatherhorns havdhlgkthshbrbfiirnr

@aoife doctorst whomst

@aoife now i'm just imagining phillip having a hissyfit because he got sprite zero instead of fanta and dying because of that.

@owashii@plush.city gas lift more like ASS lift, ...cause like

they're... ass?

and bad??

...

....i think i need to workshop that one

completed the regular event stages for the current Arknights event. heck yeaaaaaaa

"Oh wow, the battery running the "alive" chip finally ran out"

which in turn made me think about ol' Phil actually being one of those old 80s Teddy Ruxpin dolls and the last "Racist Knobjockey World Tour" tape finally gave up the ghost, unspooled in the cassette deck, jammed up the mechanism and caused the internal gears to strip themselves.

@bentosmile :O

oh damn that...

...damn.

that's pretty good! :O

(Shoebills are just called Shoebills because they are Shoebills and their name is amazing enough as it is, like, how could you even improve on the amazing, perfect name for Shoebills that is Shoebills.)

if given a chance and opportunity i will refuse utterly to pronounce or even use words correctly. especially when it comes to the names of animals.

bird? birb
cat? Meowmeow
dog? Pupper
Otter? ott! (yes with the !, always with the !)
spider? spiber or spidder
duck? duckiebuckie
multiple ducks? The Quackens
Shark? sherk
sheep? shep
cow? Muu
hedghog? hedgey
snake? snek
bear? bur
panda? pamba

the list goes on

(bunny is of course bnnuy)

yo did i miss that the royal cadaver finally stopped being animated?

@DrSagan the boys are back in town!