Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

...oh...

...oh NO

OH NO THEY ALL THINK I'M TWO INCHES TO THE RIGHT AND EVEN IF THEY STAND AT POINT BLANK, THEY STILL AIM AWAY FROM MY HEAD AND MISS OH MY GOD i'm stuck here forever, fuck. *alt-f4s out of desperation*

Redguy: *gets up REAAAL close with the railgun to kill me as I sit here utterly unable to move or do anything but watch everything play out in slooowww motion... EVENTUALLY takes the shot...*
Railgun spike: *sloooowly whizzes right by my ear, missing by maybe milimetres*
me: oh my god COME ON JESUS HOW DID YOU MISS THIS

Ah, the deadliest enemy in Superhot MCD...

...when you kill three red dudes in Endless mode with one thrown katana and the game softlocks because it decides it wants to let you get a powerup RIIIIGHT now and you've ... kinda gone PAST the trigger for it. so it's stuck in superslomo mode with no controls. :|

and yet keeps going. I guess. just...

...gotta wait... until i die or summat.

Me playing SuperHot MCD: *sees a bone on the wall in one stage that's usable as a thrown weapon*
Me immediately: "Hey reddude, you been looking for a career in the American Emergency Management sector? cause you got an interview with FEMUR!!" *throws the bone at the guy stunning him enough to grab his weapon*
Also me typing this toot out: "shit, I coulda gone with 'Welcome to the Bone Zone', or 'I got a bone to pick with you' or 'feelin' BONEly?' or- oh god help"