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"WHAT IS A MAN?!" *smashes wine glass* "no, really, DEFINE it for me, Belmont! Define EXACTLY what a man, or a woman for that matter, is!"
"Well it's-"
"It was a RHETORICAL QUESTION you biological essentialist fuckbasket!"

someone should make a processor, with a new name, like...

and then like... make a new version of it, and call it the [name] 2

but not just that

they shouyld call it "[Name] 2: This time, it's PERSONAL"

subtitle and all.
like that has to be the full name.

like the OS will refer to the processor as that. in full.

Everyone is always asking "where are my 10000 sex arses" never "HOW are my 10000 sex arses" :'(

This sucks, and I hate to ask, but I can't pay some upcoming bills and I could use some help so that I can continue to drive my car, use my electricity, and so on.

If you have a spare buck or two, I'd really appreciate your help. Thank you.

paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle
ko-fi.com/joyeusenoelle

asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 

hello!

i need $60 for groceries and $80 for medical weed ($140 total)

i didn't get the 2nd and 3rd stimulus checks because my abusive parents claimed me as a dependent to steal them. i tried doing my taxes but that got rejected, so i need to call the IRS when i have the energy and stamina

i've been trying to do freelance video editing and/or find a job as a video editor, i can't work anywhere facing the public because i have asthma and catching covid is a major health risk for me

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :black_sparkles: :blacker_heart:

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

what if... neil patrick harris as a live action Wesker.

Embroidery #Wordplay is a simple #wordsearch #puzzle with one answer. Start with one of the letters with a gray background and move to the next letter, but only horizontal or vertical from where you start. No diagonals - each square just once.

Please use DM or CW to give answers to let everyone enjoy the search!

Starting with one of the letters in a
gray square, find the hidden word.
Next letter horizontal or vertical from
the first. No diagonals.
No square may be used again.
Minimum 7 letters

like that is optional btw., you don' HAVE to have a robot pal. but the first boss, once you beat it, you can take it with you and have one of the key npcs have a look at it and reprogram it. i do suggest you do so :3

she draws a cute face on it too and it's got this cheery toothy grin constnatly.

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okay i gotta say, StarCrawlers is heckin' fun. it's good. It's like, sure, they coulda just done a straight up dungeon crawler game that was scifi.

but they didn't. they decided to throw in actual RPG stuff. like npcs. and characters. and storyline. and interactions between your characters (Which are randomly generated sure, but they still feel fun and nice).

and also you can get a robot pal who is glitchy as anything but also wrecks face and spouts haiku at you it's great.

ah so no change required

RT @nhs_groverhaus@twitter.com

So, reading the report is actually interesting but also fascinating in what it doesn't say - island nations like ours are the best placed to "survive" collapses because we can fairly easily turn ourselves into nightmarish hermit islands run by fascists. twitter.com/SkyNews/status/142

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nhs_groverhaus/sta

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oh and i've basically spent an hour and a half getting ready. 30 minutes to shower, the hour sitting here getting distracted from taking my meds, getting a drink, going to the bathroom. hholy fuck. ._.;

how the fuck did this happen. how was I not told that I should examine that, isntead of just being constantly told as a kid "stop being lazy"...

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so yeah. this literally impacts my ability to even do daily things like... idk... DRESS myself, eat breakfast, personal hygeine and stuff. christ... and this has been going on basically my entire life and only NOW do I realise it. ugh.

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...damn adhd affects me way worse than I've thought for the past... idk... how many decades of my life?

...

i only just realised, that it will literally have me with my underwear halfway up my legs, otherwise buckass naked, staring into space for an uncountable amount of time, until I snap myself out of it with genuine physical force, which takes supreme will, and I will have NO idea what caused it, what I was thinking, or how long passed.

REMINDER WHAT WITH THE WHOLE DELTA THING HAPPENING: we've still got QVP masks in stock in our shop! also, we have a variety of other delightful and fashionable accoutrements! shop.irisjay.net

hot take all dragons are pretty

even the most scraggly monstrous snarly scarred ones

don't change my mind

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