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inflatable friends using a pillow fort are technically using it and a part of it at the same time

this obviously requires more research into this. by which i mean petting of Kami

as you can see the pros outweigh the cons but the cons ARE pretty significant.

Kami is in cuddle mode:

Pros: kity, snugl, sof, love, purr, very <3
cons: SHEDDDIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG

mr sandman
clean up your mess
you've left your damn sand
all over my desk

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Link really is the best. redd.it/csbvyb

Fediverse
I'm going to bed
And I require only your strongest pooptoots

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"A map?"

"We sailed far, through exceptionally perilous waters to find the spot. We dug and... found a carved circle of stone, bearing a single instruction."

"My patience is wearing thin..."

"Uuhh, we followed the instruction and found no bones nor treasure. We're sorry, we didn't intend to break into YOUR home."

"What was the instruction?"

"Keep digging."

In the end, the Devil granted them the greatest treasure of all - their weight in gold to leave and to never speak of the circle.

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The Devil stared at the dusty pirate crew, cutlasses and shovels brandished in trembling hands, in the center of Her throne room.

She was used to pirates; many often came through Her gates. Usually they were dead.

"Explain," she commanded.

"Err..." gulped a young Aeta woman who'd volunteered with the aid of a hearty shove, "We heard of a great treasure, buried with the bones of the Captain who had acquired it all. We followed a map."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

hey kid, want some... *opens trenchcoat* import manga...?

Absolutely nobody:
Me:
My brain: POTION SELLER, I AM GOING INTO BATTLE

If you have a sungo-shaped hole in your company, I'm actively looking for a remote gig. My resume is over at https://sungo.wtf/resume.pdf - Boosts very welcome

im going to build a robot to own everyone who has wrong opinions about anime

... I think the charging port on my phone is dying. Wtf

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