ion fury/Voidpoint bullshittery, some kinda... resolution???
so uh... huh.
...
I mean I guarantee a bunch of fuckbag Gamers(tm) will cry foul and scream and whine and bawl and shit themselves over this, but.... I'm... actually surprised.
SLIGHTLY impressed even. did NOT expect that sorta response from the devs when called out on their shit. I mean sure it took a fuckin' while and they tried to weasel outta it, and it remains to be seen if this is legit and genuine, but
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2/2
"A map?"
"We sailed far, through exceptionally perilous waters to find the spot. We dug and... found a carved circle of stone, bearing a single instruction."
"My patience is wearing thin..."
"Uuhh, we followed the instruction and found no bones nor treasure. We're sorry, we didn't intend to break into YOUR home."
"What was the instruction?"
"Keep digging."
In the end, the Devil granted them the greatest treasure of all - their weight in gold to leave and to never speak of the circle.
1/2
The Devil stared at the dusty pirate crew, cutlasses and shovels brandished in trembling hands, in the center of Her throne room.
She was used to pirates; many often came through Her gates. Usually they were dead.
"Explain," she commanded.
"Err..." gulped a young Aeta woman who'd volunteered with the aid of a hearty shove, "We heard of a great treasure, buried with the bones of the Captain who had acquired it all. We followed a map."
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