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ion fury/Voidpoint bullshittery, some kinda... resolution??? 

gameinformer.com/2019/08/19/af

so uh... huh.

...

I mean I guarantee a bunch of fuckbag Gamers(tm) will cry foul and scream and whine and bawl and shit themselves over this, but.... I'm... actually surprised.

SLIGHTLY impressed even. did NOT expect that sorta response from the devs when called out on their shit. I mean sure it took a fuckin' while and they tried to weasel outta it, and it remains to be seen if this is legit and genuine, but

ALSO WORTH MENTIONING: I finally got around to putting up physical copies of #DoubleBlind Issue 1 in our online store! For one thin Hamilton you can read THE ENTIRE THING without having to wait for updates. Plus, look at that snazzy risograph cover. shop.itsnero.com/products/doub

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AND I updated my Queer Internet stickers in the shop to reflect the new Amigas sticker in Set C and our all-new Set D! Guaranteed to make any flat, non-porous surface instantly 100% more stylish. shop.itsnero.com/collections/i

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⚠️ Have a trans friend who needs a room in Seattle. Would greatly prefer to share space with only other trans people. Respond/DM and I can pass along the info. Sooner the better. Thanks!

uh

there's like

this spider that is sat staring at my bowser figurine with the googly eyes on it.

just like...

right at its feet.

inflatable friends using a pillow fort are technically using it and a part of it at the same time

this obviously requires more research into this. by which i mean petting of Kami

as you can see the pros outweigh the cons but the cons ARE pretty significant.

Kami is in cuddle mode:

Pros: kity, snugl, sof, love, purr, very <3
cons: SHEDDDIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG

mr sandman
clean up your mess
you've left your damn sand
all over my desk

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Link really is the best. redd.it/csbvyb

Fediverse
I'm going to bed
And I require only your strongest pooptoots

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"A map?"

"We sailed far, through exceptionally perilous waters to find the spot. We dug and... found a carved circle of stone, bearing a single instruction."

"My patience is wearing thin..."

"Uuhh, we followed the instruction and found no bones nor treasure. We're sorry, we didn't intend to break into YOUR home."

"What was the instruction?"

"Keep digging."

In the end, the Devil granted them the greatest treasure of all - their weight in gold to leave and to never speak of the circle.

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The Devil stared at the dusty pirate crew, cutlasses and shovels brandished in trembling hands, in the center of Her throne room.

She was used to pirates; many often came through Her gates. Usually they were dead.

"Explain," she commanded.

"Err..." gulped a young Aeta woman who'd volunteered with the aid of a hearty shove, "We heard of a great treasure, buried with the bones of the Captain who had acquired it all. We followed a map."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

hey kid, want some... *opens trenchcoat* import manga...?

Absolutely nobody:
Me:
My brain: POTION SELLER, I AM GOING INTO BATTLE

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