Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.

"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"

Haha, yes, hello fellow meat sacks. I, too, am a homo sapien. Please, provide me with your personal queries so we may form a pleasant social relationship.

@aeleus if you start developing a crush just internally convince yourself they're a russian bot

I DON'T EXIST! I scream to myself as my actions have consequences in real time

@evie are you sure she isn't planning your demise

@aeleus rarely have i ever seen such a massive mood in my life Dog Bless you

Side note - Frailty is a great movie y'all should see if you like crime thrillers

@Zaeri i see what you did there
But no he looks worse in this show

How the heck did True Detective make Matthew McConaughey of all people consistently look so greasy and gross?

@CyclopsCaveman this hurts my teeth to read

@maple voices are a conspiracy made by amazon to sell more alexa play despacito

@Lumb you ever watch somethin get worse in real time

@Lumb thanks i hate it

Okay i'll art dump more some other time so stay tuned

Cuties squabblin

#art #mastoart #ink #cute

This is also an oldie but a goldie because i still use this as a reaction image

Snowy the bat returns in a quick snapchat scribble

#art #mastoart #bat #furry #monsterboy