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It's the chocolate in the malt.
"Both the flavanols and methylxanthines are believed to play a role in chocolate's mood-enhancing effects."

What is it about late-night summertime drives, chocolate malts and the right tunes that can make life seem much better?

Shark attacks, missing subs, whales sinking ships. I think Poseidon has had enough of rich people's bullshit.

Sub-subtoot - about β€œlittle big joys”

Yes, for us trans people it is natural to first check someone’s profile wer pronouns and use the correct ones. But it is also ok to feel good about that because that can really brighten someone’s day - just to see their correct pronouns being used. Just this single act of kindness, that is second nature for us - but yeah, … ok, I am brabbling again… just stop me… try stopping me…

What was I saying? I dunno… maybe just this: thank you!

Middle class complaints 

On the phone with the company managing my 401(k), and he keeps tap-dancing on my last nerve till I snap.
No, you're not looking out for my welfare, your company wants to make money for itself. *You* are legally required to make money for your company. I don't even enter the picture. Don't pretend you care about my retirement, you care about your next bonus. Every fund offered is a gamble, and your company keeps losing - with my money!

Meltdown achieved. Thanks for that.

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Well, the current started getting rough,
The tiny ship was lost.
If not for the negligent crew at hand,
The passengers would be safe, the passengers would be safe.

The ship's still lost and likely gone
with the CEO'ooooo and no first mate,
The billionaire, and no wife
the other billionaire plus one more
a 4th billionaire, and a fifth one too....

#Titan
#IsItTooSoon
#ItsNotLikeIWentToABlink182ConcertWhileMyGrampsWasStillLost

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#sorrynotsorry but asking marginalised people to CW their lived experiences is not okay. You’re more than welcome to block me. I don’t get to choose not to be Black. I don’t get to choose CW in the physical world. Maybe instead of coming at people’s lived experiences to out into the physical world & tell off the deplorable people

When this happens, you are required to get a Disney Princess name.

I'm sorry. I don't make the rules.

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Submersible Tours of the Titanicℒ️

someone fund my startup

t.me/liveukraine_media/10430
βš οΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊPrigozhin accuses the Russian MoD of hiding facts about the Ukrainian offensive and Russian losses. In a 4-minute audio message, Prigozhin declares there are areas where no military reporters are allowed to hide the truth about casualties Russia is taking during the counter-offensive. According to Prigozhin, Ukrainians are aiming to reach Molochny Lyman (more) #Ukraine #NATO #Press #News #Russia #RussiaUkraineWar #9yearsOfWarInUkraine #WantedDeadOrAlive

I'm surprised no one else has made the connection.

First people started claiming that Aliens are real.

Then a bunch of rich people go missing in a sub.

I think it's obvious that the aliens are HERE TO EAT THE RICH!!!

I for one welcome our galactic brothers and sisters.

@simid@neurodifferent.me @actuallyautistic

I'm pretty sure one sister is bipolar. Another I've started thinking is very likely autistic. My parents I can't be objective about, so...

@simid@neurodifferent.me @actuallyautistic

PTSD was a gift from my bio-family. They really are completely nucking futs.

@simid@neurodifferent.me @actuallyautistic

I had the same questions, but haven't come to any conclusions. I was formally diagnosed with PTSD, but autism explains a lot more of my life than PTSD does. So I think (for me) it could be both.

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