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@james

This is Scooter. Her previous owners couldn't take care of her, but couldn't part with her, so they put her in boarding. Where she stayed in a too-small cage, unable to even spread her wings, for over a year. Finally they agreed to let her go, and she came home with me. Where she promptly staged a coup, overthrew the corrupt oppressive system (me and my other half) and appointed herself Empress. She rules the house with an iron claw.

I’m clearly holding a lot of bad vibes within me after a rough few days (more like a week) and I’m not doing a good job of releasing it. I resent myself for it which continues the cycle of bad vibes!

So; if you have anything nice to share, would you share it with me?

What’s a good thing that’s happened to you recently? Did you see a cool flower? Did you eat a nice sandwich? Did you achieve something awesome? Do you have a beautiful pet that I must see immediately?

Thanks! :ablobcatbongotwitter:

"The hostility Donald Trump showed on stage today is the same hostility he has shown throughout his life, throughout his term in office, and throughout his campaign for president as he seeks to regain power and inflict his harmful Project 2025 agenda on the American people."
--Kamala Harris

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@kamalaharrisforpresidentnews

excuse me but this β€œStar War” movie clearly ripped off the idea of "alien life" from Lilo and Stitch

@BrianJopek

I'm sorry, it's always so hard.
The paw-print did me in, too. Ours came laser-etched on a wood plague, and I could see the imprint of Little Man's chipped nail. I guess they did a 3D scan before cremation.

Well, I won’t be worth a damn the rest of the day; received in the mail today a sympathy card from the staff of the veterinarian’s office with ink impressions of Jagger’s paw prints. The photo of Jagger is from one morning in 2015 when he came over as if to say β€œHi! Can we go for the morning walk now?” as I was getting my shoes on to start the day.
#DogsOfMastodon
#GoldenRetrieverLover
#MissinMahBud

@selzero

Because the answer is right there.

Think of the jobs you see Hispanics have in 1980s television (yard work/janitor/hotel maid) and put it into the context of "these people are taking Black jobs!"
Trump's worldview is 1980s television.

@w7voa

Why doesn't anyone ask what a "Black Job" means and why it's different from a "Job"???

@w7voa journa.host/@w7voa/11288249690

@notwhatwethink

It is not ignore. It is forgotten.

Thanks for reminding us that it were Kushner's activities that Kashoggi was investigating and the after Kashoggi was killed, Kushner received 2 billion (!!!) dollar from Saudi Arabia.

But let's prosecute Hunter for owning a gun for 11 days and paying his taxes late.

@soc_i_ety

Do I know anyone who's doing active rust packaging for Ubuntu? Debian's got the debcargo-conf repository which is frankly amazing for getting this at least moving, but Ubuntu seems to eschew that entirely and I can find abso-freaking-lutely nothing about how they expect that development process to go, so hoping someone can point me at the hidden docs or knowledge I can't seem to find.

Retoot for broadness appreciated

#Ubuntu #Rust #Packaging

@bryan

I lost about that much 15 years ago (215 to 150), but it kept creeping back until I started walking - "brisk" walking. Did it 6 days a week, now cut back to 5 days a week. Somewhere between 5 and 10 miles a day, before work and during work breaks and lunch.
Bonus points, I actually have an ass again, not just 2 oversized pancakes squeezed into jeans.

@SNerd @Lon3star @GottaLaff @atrupar

Exactly my thought

"Why the fuck would the #NABJ National Association of #Black #Journalists invite #Trump to speak"

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Ohhhhh

This is fucking gold

They got him to put his foot in his mouth. Then his other foot. All that with his head up his ass

Perfect execution πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Please don't be worried about the inadequacy of the descriptor "weird."
It's a taunt, not a clinical assessment. The ridicule IS the weapon, not the terminology. And it WORKS!
The point is diminishing the illusion of invulnerability, not writing an essay. We already have experts doing that.

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