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me: it doesn’t have a tail so i’m pretty sure it’s a hamster

tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster

Jim Jordan shouldn’t be chair of the House Judiciary committee, he should be a defendant in a criminal trial for his role in attempting to overturn the 2020 election. My new Substack article: deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/

Seasonal reminder to NOT donate to the Salvation Army, no matter how much you like the brass band. They have an organisational track record of being homophobic, transphobic and anti-sex worker, and this ideology pervades how they "help" people. Donate your money somewhere else, or better still, directly to homeless people.

My girlfriend got mad at me and said I’d never get in her panties again which made me panic because the playful high-cut silhouette really flatters my hips.

I like to yell, β€œLET’S FUCKING DO THIS!” as I enter my car after work, so my coworkers think I’m about to do something way more exciting than go home and make dinner for my family.

Let's face it. If a Holocaust survivor calls you a Nazi, there's a high chance that you are a Nazi.

#SuellaBraverman
#UKPolitics

This is exactly why I’m staying on Mastodon and not going back to the #BirdSite or moving to #Post. I do not trust that this would happen there.
babka.social/@babka/1097102372

technically, i have a blog

i keep meaning to put content on it

so i guess in some sense it's a blog about #ADHD ?

My new phone kept trying to get me to take part in a naked psychedelic art experience in the desert.

Turns out it was a burner phone.

I don't even understand people bored by dinosaurs. They were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space, what's your fucken problem.

I know it's all cool and fun to say 'fuck the tories' but y'all need to stop. Tories fucking is exactly what landed us with places like Eaton and Oxford.

Don't fuck tories, they're gross and it'll just make more of em.

We didn't get much snow here in west Wales, but here's a little view of the dusting on Mynydd Dinas, overlooking Goodwick bay... Plus the sunset and seascape, just because it was pretty yesterday

OUTRAGEOUS: #GeorgeSantos is going to be appointed to the Small Business Committee, which oversees one of the largest government programs in history: the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP).

Can a fraud like George Santos be trusted to root out rampant fraud in the PPP program?

Stapled to a tent today a little while ago today for 9am tomorrow destruction of everyone's everything at the Cedar-Riverside encampment near House of Balls. Cops usually postpone their violence when people outnumber them. Show up.

My latest sale came about because someone had seen an image of mine taken of Tunnels Beach in Kauai and it was his (and his wife's) favorite beach in world and he would like a framed print of it. After a bit of discussion, we decided metal would be best and he ordered a 48-inch-wide metal print of this panorama. #AYearForArt #Kauai #Panorama

@TonyStark

DeSantis has no legislative goals to actually address Florida’s many problems. None.

He is singularly focused on harming people his voters hate for little purpose other than to keep them voting in higher proportion. How much of his anti-gay, anti-trans, anti-immigrant, anti-educator, anti-science policies he really believes address problems is anyone’s guess. What is not in dispute is he is willing to harm people for power.

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