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"When I was young," the old dragon said, "I hoarded gold."
"Were you wealthy?" asked the princess.
"Unimaginably. And I feared losing it all. So I began to seek knowledge."
"Were you wise?"
"Yes. I realised that, too, can be lost."
"It can."
"Mm. Did I tell you of my gold?"
"No?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

y'all haven't heard, The Legend of John Mastodon?

He's 69 Feet tall, with his trusty pal Tooty the Orange Mastodon

He's the most famous programmer of them all

Just mentioning his name makes other social media tremble and fall

One click-clack of his famous giant keyboard and Tooty's famous 'toot!' would make everyone gather near & far

For none would want to miss his memes, the freshest around, no matter how bizarre

Mastodon won’t fully serve as a Twitter replacement until Dril makes the move

Train of thought
Car of hunger
Horse of desire
Segway of sleep
Fighter jet of anxiety
Submarine of jealousy
Electric scooter of satisfaction

i really should get back into standalone programming and writing

i might want a mobile client for mastodon since i won't be home for a bit

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!