Metal Mutton 🤖🐏 @SteelWool@computerfairi.es

"When I was young," the old dragon said, "I hoarded gold."
"Were you wealthy?" asked the princess.
"Unimaginably. And I feared losing it all. So I began to seek knowledge."
"Were you wise?"
"Yes. I realised that, too, can be lost."
"It can."
"Mm. Did I tell you of my gold?"
"No?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

mastodon only post 🤫

#pixelart

y'all haven't heard, The Legend of John Mastodon?

He's 69 Feet tall, with his trusty pal Tooty the Orange Mastodon

He's the most famous programmer of them all

Just mentioning his name makes other social media tremble and fall

One click-clack of his famous giant keyboard and Tooty's famous 'toot!' would make everyone gather near & far

For none would want to miss his memes, the freshest around, no matter how bizarre

#JohnMastodon

Mastodon won’t fully serve as a Twitter replacement until Dril makes the move

Train of thought
Car of hunger
Horse of desire
Segway of sleep
Fighter jet of anxiety
Submarine of jealousy
Electric scooter of satisfaction

I only care about smash brothers characters doing fortnite dances and swapped animations

who lives in the instance under the web

JOHN MAS TO DON

who kicked elon's ass and got permabanned?

JOHN MAS TO DON

#JohnMastodon