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@goroakechi the bigger ones currently aren't taking new people or they're down rn

Dear twenty-something app developers with perfect eye-sight: Stop putting tiny light grey on dark grey text. Someday you will understand.

@periperi_42 there was a time when I really wanted to get hrt but didn't want boobs or anything so it kinda died down for me

"When I was young," the old dragon said, "I hoarded gold."
"Were you wealthy?" asked the princess.
"Unimaginably. And I feared losing it all. So I began to seek knowledge."
"Were you wise?"
"Yes. I realised that, too, can be lost."
"It can."
"Mm. Did I tell you of my gold?"
"No?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

y'all haven't heard, The Legend of John Mastodon?

He's 69 Feet tall, with his trusty pal Tooty the Orange Mastodon

He's the most famous programmer of them all

Just mentioning his name makes other social media tremble and fall

One click-clack of his famous giant keyboard and Tooty's famous 'toot!' would make everyone gather near & far

For none would want to miss his memes, the freshest around, no matter how bizarre

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