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i really need stable income but since jobs aren't real anymore i'm taking any help i can get. i have a ko-fi you can send money to and there's even some pins left to buy there. i have a patreon where i don't have any rewards because i couldn't think of any and nobody has suggested any yet. you can also get a pixel portrait for a very reasonable price. or you can tell your employer about me

Every time I see a meme involving EA and "you have to pay to see the rest of this meme," I wonder what year I'm in because I thought we moved past all that

dumb trans joke, TV commercial reference 

would you get an orchiectomy for a klondike bar

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The existence of "Mike Judge" implies that "Judge" is a not-uncommon last name. So somewhere in the USA is there a Judge Judge

I think I realize I need to follow more cute folks on here

real talk though: having a computer that can actually handle recent games cranked up to near-max settings and run so much better is just night and day for me

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tangentially related: I totally need to find a "Get Serious" shirt like that

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my price is right watch session has gotten me to 1980 and it was kind of a shock to see Vanna White (now known for Wheel of Fortune) as a contestant.

gender, anniversary 

three years ago on this day I decided to make the jump and chose the name that's basically been my name for the past three years: beverly jane.

it's surprising to realize that was years ago at this point. still feels fairly recent.

and of course, the journey since has been quite a wild one, though definitely worth it :blobcat:

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Big fluffy tail :blobfoxsnug:
Pros:
- big
- fluffy
- tail
- portable cushion
- fidget toy
- enhanced emotional expression
- friends can pet
Cons:
none

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i haven't had a stable job in almost 2 years now please look at my stuff and tell your software engineering recruiters about the best programmer in the world (me) mynameiser.in

physical health (~) 

I helped move a lot of things around the house as we do a bit of spring cleaning in the summer.

I am exhausted and sore.

I wish I could like, decompress and relax

I played *a lot* of The Specialists back then and the mish-mash idea of action movie locales and iconic firearms from movies and games was amazing to younger me. Even though 75% of it was Matrix references (as was the style at the time).

I know it'd be harder to do these days (licensing, mostly) but god I want someone to make a game in that spirit.

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finished Severed Steel.

is good shootybang.

the neon design was okay and the SUPERHOT-like objective pop ups were silly, but it's a fun game otherwise.

it's pretty close to my dream FPS. but I'd add more iconic locations and weapons from movies, like what Action Half-Life and The Specialists for Half-Life did way back when.

Nothing amuses me more than opting out of getting snail mail only to get something from them in the mail thanking me for going paperless.

Got rid of all my loot crates today.

Though I kept one little infamous thing from it...

sometimes it's late and you just make chicken burgers on the cheap

wish I had some pepperjack tho

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