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turns out having pickle on your burger is pretty nice, actually

New Secret Area post (the first for 2024!): A post about Avenged Sevenfold's Free For All map in Fortnite, which segues into an issue I have with modern cross promotions.

Likes, shares and comments appreciated, as always.

asecretarea.com/2024/01/20/ave

like, I wanted to know why something is "lightly breaded," and if there's such a thing as heavily breaded.

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Love how I can search for a term about why something is lightly breaded (the thing you coat food on) and the first result is about what the best kind of bread (the thing you make toast with) is.

Internet searching is so cooked right now

New on Patreon: It's "Free For All," a deathmatch arena in Fortnite made to promote Avenged Sevenfold's "We Love You." Though that's only the backdrop for what this really is about: Modern gaming crossovers and the limited time nature of it.

Available now for all patrons, will be available for everyone on the 20th: patreon.com/posts/avenged-free

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Look I am a former stressed out, burned out gifted kid. I DESERVE my bimbo era

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does anyone in the uk need their retro computer serviced/fixed/restored. i need money and i don't have a work visa

so I finally got to watch the empire strikes back in the year 2024.

it's not bad

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Are you tired of being n̶i̶c̶e̶¹? Don't you just want to g̶o̶ ̶a̶p̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶t̶²?

¹scrutinized by a hostile world

²transform into a monster in the back of a gridlocked Uber, potentially turning the bucolic summer city streets into a crime scene that makes national news

If you are a trans person who feels trapped and desperate, I wrote a short story in 2022 that might provide a little catharsis.

https://argylewerewolf.itch.io/dont-get-clocked

been feeling a bit sick the past few days and lemme tell you, it kinda sucks!!

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I'm at the end of my rope. I desperately need to build a substantial fund to continue living and move forward with bureaucracies to allow myself any my fiancée a decent life. The only reason I cannot get a full time job anymore is there are no companies willing to hire me despite my qualifications. If you know anything you can throw towards someone who has extensive knowledge of embedded systems, graphic design, user interfaces, web development, music composing, pixel art, documentation writing and more, please tell me. I have a portfolio at https://mynameiser.in and I really need to add more stuff I've done to it but it's a start for now. #fedihire #fedihired #getfedihired #mutualaid

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My favorite Windows 95 (30 years old next year!) tidbit is that the startup sound was composed by Brian Eno.

On a Mac.

converting stuff off VHS is oddly enjoyable to me.

the ephemera of whatever was recorded, the scratchy video quality, even the process while time-consuming is fun

especially since it means I don't look at the internet so much

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properly defined guides and standards like these are why not only floss but any graphic-design-is-my-passion "material" "design" UI will never beat windows 95

(h/t tumblr.com/weaselsblaugh/73871 for more dissertation about it)

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Felt like drawing Xenia the Linux Fox. Oh, and poking a little fun at Linux.

sometimes you just wanna bake cinnamon rolls

even at midnight

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